Always Open With a Joke

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.It was laid out in five floors, with men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was that once you opened a door to a new floor, you either had to choose a man from that floor, or ascend to the next floor. You could not go back down a floor, except to leave the store, never to return.A couple of girlfriends went to the store to find a husband each.

First floor.
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."The women read the sign saying, "Well that's better than not having a job and not loving kids, but I wonder what's up further?" So up they went up.

Second floor.
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.""Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor.
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.""Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor.
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor.
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

Now About me

Well lets talk about my hobbies. I love watching movies. Its always been a thrill to get into a movie and wait for the plot to thicken or waiting for that climatic scene. Movies are my #1 thing to do when im bored or have some time to kill.

I love going for a brisk walk or for some light jogging and taking in nature and enjoying all of its surroundings. I have always been a kid at in my heart. So Im always down for some Disneyland action or Knotts ....

I do enjoy off-roading alot. I have a 4 x 4 jeep that knows how to take a turn in the mud going 50mph ... lol ... I also love going dirtbike riding and atv'ing ... I mean whats not fun without getting dirty every once in a while ....

My goals and aspirations ... Hmmmmm this question has haunted us all .... Well right now I own my own company online ... We ship and order aftermarket parts for Dirtbikes , Atv's , and Off - road Vehicles ... I have also decided to Live life to the fullest kick ass in school and become a writer for a variety of tv shows ... always been a dream ... But if that doesnt work out I guess become a teacher or even an author ..... But before I die I will write a movie script.....


What makes me unique and different from all the other guys in this small place we call earth .... Well its my determination for life ... I love to live life every moment of the day .... From getting some coffee or going to vegas on a whim .... I am also a very honest guy .... It tends to get me in trouble here and there .... I like keeping a positive attitude .... And im always that one guy who have fun in any situation ....

Music is not to huge with me .... but at the same time I do have my prefrences ... I love love love anything from the 40's to the 80's ... im all about classic rock .... I absolutely love the opera .... there is no better feeling then getting all spiffy with a beautiful date under your arm and sitting in a concert hall and hearing the most beautiful sounds you never knew humans could make ..... I love reggae music .... Rap i can live with same with country .... And I love swing music .... Jazz is a great soother .....

Anything else you want to know ask me please ! ! !

Everyone is different .... Depends on the gal .... But Who knows maybe kick it at the Bar ... Maybe go to dinner ... Myabe go to the Zoo .... Who knows .... i guess you will have to find out ...