I am a simple person. I am not here to find "my true love" or "soul mate". I just want to talk and run my mouth like most women do. I don't want to be a mean talker. I want friendly topics and just BS. Just friends.
Does anyone remember the true meaning of "friend"? I don't want friends w/benefits......Just plain ole hello how are ya and what has you so happy, sad, mad.....just help me spark some intelligent topics, stupid jokes and enlightenment. I like it here. The forums are always interesting. You can always be free to join in a conversation. If you find love, great keep it, protect it, and be counted most smiled upon, if you find love not, at least you have all of us to talk too, you are never alone.
Most of all it's real people with a real outlook at the world and how it exist today. You can learn just by reading. The profile only gives you "seeking man/women choice, So I chose man because I didn't want anyone to "think" you know...........But, I'm here to talk to anyone that wants to run their mouth. Lucky for all of you I have something to say about almost everything
The "FUNNIES"
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive, so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked,' Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
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Go to movie. Go to dinner. A museum. A concert. A nascar race.
