"chantilly lace and a pretty face
and a pony tail hangin down
giggle when ya talk
wiggle when ya walk
makes the world go round, round, round

ain't nothin in the world
like a big-eyed girl
make ya act so funny
make ya spend yer money
make ya feel real loose
like a long-neck goose
oh baby, that's what I like!!!!"

el Beeg Boh-pair

Meet in a public place, drink a beverage, be ready to slide anonymously into the crowd if "date" doesn't look promising, seems menacing...