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suzy77 : yo dj pump the party ..!!!
City
paisley - Scotland
Sign
Cancer
Height
5' 4" (163 cm)
Age
31 year old Woman
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Smoker?
No
Body Type
Prefer Not To Say
Religion
Catholic
Rate My Picture
No
me at titp :) 2008
dating

 
 
 
I am Seeking a
Man
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
dispenser
Smarts
Some university
Do you want children?
Yes
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you have a car?
Yes
About Me

Dispenser!! :P

Reasons to date a Dispenser

1. Dispensers do it over the counter.
2. Dispensers are x rated.
3. They find new routes of administration.
4. Dispensers do it qds prn.
5. Dispensers do it orally, vaginally, rectally, topically....
6. Hospital Dispensers do it on every floor.
7. They like easy-off tops.
8. Dispensers do it with side effects.
9. They have a long duration of action.
10. They do more than just lick and stick.
11. Dispensers do it a dose at a time.
12. Dispensers do it with drugs.
13. Dispensers do it with a grinding motion.


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend

ATTENTION ...
New boyfriend needed for cinema trips/dates/meals/drinks etc The succesfull applicant will be attractive, intelligent and preferably have own transport. Previous experience not essential as full training will be given


If your heart is broken...Tell me!!!
I'l get the glue
If your lost in life...Call me!!!
I'l come find you
If your sad...Please text me!!!
Its my job to make you smile
And if your happy...Let me know!!!
We'll celebrate together.

WHAT ONE WOULD YOU USE ON ME ?
Scottish Pick-up Lines

1) Did you fart? Cuz ya jist blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz your pure special.

3) Mah Love fur you is like diarrhea. I canny hudd it in.

4) Dae ye huv a library cerd? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yur pants? Cuz I can see ma sel in em.

6) If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store mah nuts in yer hole.

7) You might no be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman -'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yur bed-rock.

10) I canny find mah puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went intae this cheap motel room.

11) Yur body reminds me of a spanner... Every time I think of it ma nuts pure tighten up.
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Hey Sue x ... this girl is so outgoing, great fun nd jist no end to her banter... she has made me laugh on so so many occasions. So intelligent, sharp, quick witted nd great to converse with, never a dull moment - she truly is one of a kind. If you are lookin for a dull time this is not the girl for you...

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eck125suzy has it all !!!!! sexy eyes, stunning curves, cheeky smile and a very nawty ( wicked ) personality SHES HOT !!!!!!!!!!!! cant help smiling every time i think about her .


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