I hate to laugh and never smile. I never exercise and could care less about my physical appearance or health. I always complain about everything and constantly interrupt people even for no reason. I would rather stay home and crochet than go to a sporting event, especially a Cardinals game or NASCAR race. I absolutely hate NASCAR. The only music I will tolerate is acapella polka. I prefer unattractive overweight women (just a preference). My idea of a perfect date is one that contains lots of drama and no talking. I also prefer selfish women who don't like to cook or clean. I also never talk about religon or politics. I'm really a boring guy with no talent or desirable qualities. I have no goals or ambitions and not a creative bone in my body. I don't like animals either. I hope I never meet anyone online and hope you don't email me.
~ Michael
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Sing the National Anthem, give the start your engines command, throw out the first pitch, toss the coin, call the ball, go 8 seconds, and get my lines right on take 1.