This is always the fun part, so here goes! I'm 5'10 215lbs, short dark hair & beard (gray included), ice blue eyes, 15 tattoo's, 3 piercings & a HUGE........heart! Very open-minded, laid-back & easy going. I've been a Harley enthusiest (BIKER) for 22+ years now and also breed big dogs(Akita's) and have an extensive reptile collection. I'm a social drinker and I'm also drug free 23+ years. I like a cold beer while listening to a local rock band or just hanging out with friends. Gun Enthusiest (Handguns & Assault Rifles), Big Hockey nut, some baseball & football too. If you want to know anything else, don't hesitate to ask!!!! UPDATE: In the (Almost)2 years that I've been on here, I've come to the conclusion that getting an IM response from most women on here is like pulling F.u.c.kin' teeth!!!! Never came across so many people in 1 place that think their s.h.i.t doesn't stink! P.S. You know who you are...and that middle finger in my one pic...is for you!!! 3 guesses where ya can stick it, and the first 2 guesses don't count! UPDATE 2: OK, I've realized that this IM system isn't 100% reliable, so to the ladies that have tried to respond to my IM's...I apologize for the above statement. To those that have openly chose not to respond to my politeness & or compliments (That GOES for emails too).....Sick my duck!!! Buncha ANGRY BEAVERS!!

I was in Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina for my AKITA. I was in line to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Duh! On impulse, I said "No, actually I'm starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't since I ended up in the hospital last time. I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of me and IVs in both arms."
I also told her that it was an easy,inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. Practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,
Horrified,she asked, "Was there something in the dog food that poisoned you and was that why you ended up in the hospital?"
I said, "Nah.....I was sitting in the street licking my nutz when a car hit me."
Needless to say, I'm now banned from Wal-Mart

Favorite Quotes / Stickers on my Helmet (No not my short bus helmet, Corky)
It's a dog eat dog world...and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!!
Dip me in honey, and throw me to the lesbians!!
I'm not f.u.c.k.i.n stupid, but I used too!!
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a friggin' moron!!
I woke up this morning broke, sticky & confused!!
If I had known that I was going to live this long, I would've taken better care of myself!!
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!!
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight!!
Politically Erect!!
I'd like to f.u.c.k your brains out, but apparently someone beat me to it!!
Could you drive any better, if that phone was up your ass!!
It's a sick world & I'm a happy guy!!
Don't sweat the petty things, Pet the sweaty things!

OK...so I've been going to the Doc for the last 4 weeks and we can't figure out why my penis is ORANGE. He's ran every test known to man, bloodwork, scans, you name it he has checked for it. So friday my phone rings and it's the Doc, says he knows what's wrong and why my tool is orange, I said yeah!!! What do I need to do? He said, quit eating Cheetos and watchin' Porn!

Definition: The Ultimate Rejection - You're masterbating & your hand falls asleep!
Anyone know what I can do about this tingling sensation in my hands?

OK, so Michael Jackson is dead, since he's 95% plastic they're gonna recycle him into Leggo's, and let little kids PLAY with him for awhile!

Good Lessons from bikers...
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.
You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is you get older.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's just something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window!
AND: There are two types of people in this world;
people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could!!!!

Guts Or Balls! There is a distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby. I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.