I'm a straight forward guy looking for some fun. I'm pretty cool - I won't grind you into coffee or make you into a lamp shade, I promise. I'm game for one night stands, but I'd prefer something lasting.

I've got clearer pics if you want them, but it's intimate encounters so I have to be all vague and mysterious and $hit; but really I'm a regular guy.

Oh, and I've NEVER received a message with this profile from anyone attractive (unless I initiated contact) so if you're cute then don't be shy = ).