friends/possible dating/long term isn't an option ???
What's the
opposite of 'Activity partner' ? Undercover ? Witness protection program ? 'Uncle Urn' ?
Is 'other relationship' like doctor/patient , or ventriloquist/dummy ???
Mister Right is my cousin . Mister's father was my uncle Always Right .
Uncle Always married Mister's mom Perfectly , her maiden name was Normal .
I'm Not Quite Right . Daddy was Almost Right and momma's name was Nearly .
Her maiden name was Impossible .
My Aunt Mostly never married . She was a real looker too , but wanted to keep being legally Right .
The Schitt family lived across the street . I still know Jack . He's a consultant .......
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I'm the guy your Momma probably never said anything about at all , I don't need a warning label .
' Just Good Folks ' , with fair intelligence
and a good sense of humor , and honest (probably to my own self-detriment) .
If you like to laugh you can either do it with me or *at* me , plenty of opportunity for both .
No hidden compartments , no 'player' mechanism other than guitar & cards . If you don't lie , you don't have to remember anything .
Not a "hang-up" model , no attachments and need very little upkeep other than regular doses of humor ,
music , affection , and almost any stationary food . Basically a non-drinker except on
very rare occasions .
Have beer in the frig old enough for Kindergarten ....
If I were looking for a "hook-up" I'd go
in the river ,
and I'm not expecting any "benefits" , unless Social Security kicks in early .
I don't have : a motorcycle , boat , kayak , tuxedo , passport , or winecellar .
Any other questions , feel free to ask , the desk clerk is usually asleep and startling him would probably do him good .
Good support staff is hard to find .
Obligatory uplifting perky sayings -
" Carpe Dem Burritos "
" Today is the first day of the rest of your lease "
" Do you see the glass as half drunk or in recovery ? "
" Life is not measured by how many breaths you take ,
but by how many times you smell burnt popcorn "
Are Duckbilled Platitudes hatched in Australia ?
" We are all travelers in the wilderness of the World, and the best that we can find in our travels is an honest friend. " - Robert Stevenson
the only thing that matters is that one breath follows another .
