friends/possible dating/long term isn't an option ???
What's the
opposite of 'Activity partner' ? Undercover ? Witness protection program ? 'Uncle Urn' ?
Is 'other relationship' like doctor/patient or ventriloquist/dummy ???
The Right Family :
'Mister' Right is my Cousin . I'm 'Not Quite' Right .
My daddy was Almost Right and momma's name was Nearly .
Her maiden name was Impossible .
Daddy's brother Always was Mister's father .
Uncle Always married Mister's mom Perfectly , her maiden name was Normal .
My Aunt Mostly never married . She was a real looker too , but wanted to keep being legally Right .
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I'm the guy your Momma probably never said anything about at all , I don't need a warning label .
' Just Good Folks ' , with intelligence and a good sense of humor , and honest (probably to my own self-detriment) .
If you like to laugh you can either do it with me or *at* me , plenty of opportunity for both .
No hidden compartments , no 'player' mechanism other than guitar & cards . If you don't lie , you don't have to remember anything .
Not a "hang-up" model , no attachments and need very little upkeep other than regular doses of humor ,
music , affection , and almost any stationary food . Basically a non-drinker except on
very rare occasions .
If I were looking for a "hook-up" I'd go
in the river ,
and I'm not expecting any "benefits" , unless Social Security kicks in early .
Any other questions , feel free to ask , the desk clerk is usually asleep and startling him would probably do him good .
Is Denial a river in Egypt ?
Are Duckbilled Platitudes hatched in Australia ?
Where is Helena Handbasket ?
We have about enough smileys .... how 'bout some yawnies ???
" Carpe Dem Burritos "
" Today is the first day of the rest of your lease "
" Do you see the glass as half drunk or in recovery ? "
" Life is not measured by how many breaths you take ,
but by how many times you blame it on the dog "
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
" We are all travelers in the wilderness of the World, and the best that we can find in our travels is an honest friend. "
Robert Stevenson
