im getting better at selling myself , why only last week i came home after a night out with £23.10p my mum asked which cheap skate women give me the 10p, i replied all of them.
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ex holiday rep (magaluf/turkey and lapland) now a north sea oil rig engineer working away 2 weeks then drinking my self half to death in middlesbrough town centre for 2 weeks. unless I'm on holiday which i do quite often, fancy coming???
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why do people answer "prefer not to say" on the questions as it obviously means the worst answer? do you take drugs - "prefer not to answer" means yes! so why not just say yes. same with body type, kids etc be who you are or whats the point? the only question i haven't answered is income, as i don't think its relevant, my trust funds no body business but mine
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if ya like what ya see or just fancy talking bo!!ocks about nothing in particular than say hello, ill even talk to people without a picture although ill imagine you as a freaky drug crazed axe murder until i see a picture to confirm other wise oh and iv just been certified a 100% NON weirdo, this means i dont like animal sex, gimp sex, group sex, cam sex (mainly coz unless you have a zoom Len's web cam you ain't going to see anything as its tiny ) how many men on here can say that lol oh dont get me wrong i dont mind sex sex i just dont want to talk about it 24/7 but i will accept the occasional cheeky innuendo lol
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OK iv noticed a very strange phenomena, WOMEN AND PICTURES IN LAVOTRIES, whats all that about? loads of women have pics on there profiles taken in loos, be it theres or in a club, some of them are even in the cubicles?? (obviously fully clothed) do you women pop the loo and as your walking out think oh sh!t i forgot to take a quick pic of myself for my pof profile?
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Reading a few of your profiles when I'm hungover and bored as usual iv noticed quite a lot of you ladies are looking for 6 foot 2, sixpacked, rich, prince charming, well I have news for you he ain't on here, and I'm certainly not him. So you'll need to move along as I fart ( i promise not to hold your head under the covers) and pick my nose (mainly when driving). Which disqualifies me from being perfect, sorry but its in the official, "What makes a guy perfect" guidelines, I have my faults and im proud of that, as I'm just a average guy and lets face it were all sh!tbags. If you want someone who will tell you exactly what you want to hear just to get you in bed? Again move on Im not your man. The mark of a true guy is to tell you the truth and still get you in bed lol not using some made up bollocks. Of course i could claim to be some premiership footballer, after all who would know? If you say dose my bum look big in this and it dose then your getting the honest answer even if it means I'm walking around for a week with a frying pan mark on my head. I have come to terms with the fact ill never have a six pack and do you know why? coz I'm not boring, only boring people have six packs (this makes me feel better) coz they never go out and have junk food and beer and spend 4 hours a day running or doing sit ups, I keep fit but not by sacrificeing enjoying my self. Im also no good for anyone with a 5 year plan as i can hardly plan day to day never mind what ill be doing 5 years on Tuesday. Iv got some bad news for you, your prince charming ran off with my Cinderella so lets just make the most of a bad situation.
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._______|\_____\o/______ put this on your profile if you
.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ know someone who was eaten by a shark
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._____|\____\o/____/|____ or put this on your profile if you
.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ know someone who was eaten by 2 sharks

I'm up for pretty much anything as long as it doesn't involve peas (they scare me)

pictures is no place for a first date, geees who would take someone you don't know to the flicks? as at the end of it you'll know exactly the same about them which is squat, if any lady tried talking to me while a film was on. she would get shhhhhhhhhh'ed (I'm blond so need to concentrate) I'm more of a diner/shoot pool type guy then on to a bar if its going well and she can string 2 words together. if i don't laugh at least 5 times during diner your going home alone that dosent mean tho that if i laugh 6 times during dinner your automatically on to a winner