Hi there and thanks for looking, easy going and always up for a laugh. enjoy going out on the bike and having a good ride, spending time with the family and the penguins (they take away my sanity one at a time)feel free to drop me a line.
Quick update for those that asked, on the masked pic i'm the guy with the blue eyes and dark hair..

"Annoyed update"..... Arrrrrgggghhhh (and a few other letters..) just tried updating a pic of me and my son and it cut half of him off.... thats the best bit!!!! he makes me look like the elephant man (yeah.. already no the expected jokes.... ahh send them anyway) but, no, seriously, he is the best, my life, my reason for living, working and breathing so if your not prepared to cope with that then sorry we wont get on.... unless your really fit in which case its nothing that a shoulder barge into the nearby cannal wont solve..
to message this user you:
1. Must have a picture on your profile, or not, upto you really if you want the world to see.
2. Must not be married, or can be, well done you if found the guy of your dreams but still fancy a harmless chat at times.
3. Must not hit penguins on the beak with soggy fish (they prefer dry ones)
4. Clean my bike with a brilo pad.
5. feed young children to crocodiles (alagaters eat them faster).

Would prob never get that far as have girl of my dreams already (unless you own a Harley??)but if it did...
Here's the plan.... we walk around the streets of the local town with a map of Blackpool, stop passers by and in a true to form (James Bond baddie style) dodgy Russian / Polish / eastern europe accent ask if this is the way to the tower of london whilst pointing at the upside down map...