I’m a selfish prick, good looking, successful, thin toned body, young enough to do it and old enough to do it right. I don’t smoke, I’m lots of fun, but I don’t have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. Also I’m intelligent, well educated and I don’t care what anybody else thinks of me. I do what I want, when I want, but you probably figured that out already.

What I am Looking for:
If I had to write a newspaper personal it would read something like this:
Handsome, cultured, intellectual with a big****and marathon tongue cheat.
Seeks beautiful woman in long term committed relationship, for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous, for purposes of securing diamonds, Jaguars, new home in pristine area or beach front property. Multi-orgasm training included at no charge.

Go for a cup of coffee and some interesting conversation.