Ah...Yes! There you are! All tangled up in my fishing net wearing fishnets... Looking so delicious!

Everyone else brags about themselves. I have no reason to do that. Your desires are far more important to me. :) I don't believe in anonymity, so feel free to call me. You should be able to find that information nearly instantly. Yes, I mean it. Run a Google search on me.

Let's talk about you. Obviously, you don't have to agree with each and every statement. :)

You are someone who enjoys life to the fullest. For example, the prospect of swimming with sharks appeals to you. You are not afraid of being in the spotlight. At a dance club, you are no stranger to being on-stage above the crowd. You love to have fun. The prospect of being in or owning a flashy convertible sports car excites you. Your idea of fun is not limited to spending days and nights in the bedroom. On the other hand, you realize that it is also a form of fun.

Do I care about what you do for a living, what you make, who your friends are, whether you go to church, how many relationships you've had, what your relationship with your family is, what you drive, where you live, what your education level is, and other similar meaningless things? No. I do care if you smoke tobacco and we wouldn't be dating if that were true. I am willing to help you quit if we are a match otherwise. I don't mind if you smoke the other herbal substance.

Sorry, but your appearance matters. I am 5'11/135. While your face is most important to me, I don't want to be tempted by the looks of other women. Your height doesn't matter. Both of us should look hot on a beach. Your huge emerald-green eyes are a big bonus. :)

And a little bit about me. I work in the computer field. As an individual, I am extremely emotionally stable and impossible to anger. I look hot, and can clear up the dance floor very quickly if the music is right. I am quite wild (I've won the grand prize in the sexiest video contest on an adult website, for example, and still have a listing there). If the club has a stage or a cage I am either on it or in it. I also wear unique bright clothing and generally have ability to have fun regardless of circumstances.

I am equally at home at:

raves (with more friendship bracelets than a teenage girl)
as I am at goth clubs (there's something about that music, most danceable),
latin dance clubs (I am a VIP at Club Miami Beach for my dancing with training in Argentine Tango, Salsa and a few other styles),
hip hop dance clubs (I have hip hop dance training background),
S&M clubs (I was invited as a single guy to a couples private club, which doesn't happen often),
rock concerts (long list...was recognized on the street 8 months later after Marilyn Manson's concert...),
pop concerts (I enjoyed screaming "**** you, Britney" when I went to her concert and the set change took over 90 minutes...many others joined me),
the Symphony (I like some upbeat classical compositions),
and musical theatre performances (last one of many that I went to was Legally Blonde at the Orpheum...).

My attitude about life is "Do not attempt to upset me. Not only will you fail, but I will also find a way to profit from it." If you know Star Trek DS9, I am Quark, but you probably already got that idea. :-)

I have done some rather spontaneous things. :) For example, we went to Tahoe for 3 days with a 10-minute notice, flew to Las Vegas to see a hot show by saying "let's do it", and drove for 3 hours to see Sarah McLahlan in concert. Oh, and I'll fly across the country to see Stomp! and Sarah Brightman. I'll fly to another country to see Rammstein, Scorpions, and Scooter. I am well-known for shopping for last-minute tickets on Craigslist. I love surprises both giving and receiving! I won't tell you where we are going if I have a good show in mind. :)

Public displays of affection? Awww *hugs and squeezes your hand*... I thought you'd never ask *kisses your lips softly*! ...Or not, if you prefer to be less conspicuous!

"OMG! Did he really just say he has an adult website listing?!" Yes, I just said all the things that others choose to hide. You can keep your secrets, but I have none. If you are looking for someone who is as brutally direct as me, we should talk. Telling lies is an alien concept to me.

OK, let me help you climb out of my net now. You don't want to? Really? Then keep reading about what choices I have planned for our first date and click that little "Contact Wiseleo" button.

We can do many things.

We can go dancing (any music is good, although Reggae would be hot).
We can go for a scenic roadtrip (I won't describe it further).
We can enjoy a night at the theatre (I love musicals).
We can play video games all night, if that's your preference (if it is in fact your preference, you'll probably beat me).
We can watch some movies (Lifetime is not an option).
We can go skiing (I am not good enough for diamond runs though).
We can go skating (ice or rollerblading, I am expert at both).
We can do a photoshoot (I am quite good at finding the best ways to highlight your beauty).

In the end your eyes will meet mine and look like this...