I'm on this site for the same reason everyone else is: to judge people I haven't met yet.

ABOUT ME.....

- I love all types of music.
- I can cook 20 minute brownies in 19 minutes.
- I am a highly skilled pillow fighter
- I love to be barefoot, take naps and sing for deaf children.
- I can talk to animals (they rarely respond)
- If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence" don't worry, if you're nervous I will just tease you.
- I'm wildly spontaneous, people either love or hate this about me.
- I can spell, check for grammar, and put together coherent sentences: I expect you can do the same.
- I don't always take life too seriously (it’s supposed to be fun). I am a challenging person and you have to really stand out to win over my affection....good luck with that!
- For me, personality trumps looks. There's enough hot girls out there who are crazy, please prove to me you're not all fit for straitjackets.

WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET....

I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in emotional chaos and possibly legal proceedings. I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one of us - or if we’re lucky - both of us.

We'll play in the park and shop for ridiculous accessories in Five Points. We could also steal a boat and go for a private cruise around the city... You'd better know how to hot wire a boat! A glass of wine or a coffee might follow if you can keep up with me after act one.