HEY LADIES, i'm a honest ,caring guy 90% goodboy and 10% badboy,laid back,funny,witty,clever and genuine ,i work hard and play hard and i'd say i'm easy and sweet to talk too lol lol , who's up for a good laugh and have some fun and to try something new(like this),it's crazy trying to do this about myself online i never thought i'd do it but you gotta atleast try everything once i guess,(apart from gay sex)lol i prob dont need to be on here as i can pull but thought try it anyway coz not sure about drunken meetings no more , if you want to know anything then just ask,i cant put everything about me on here coz that would take the fun away from finding out about someone, but here's my essay then hope it's not too sad and cheesy,it's worth a laugh anyway.LETS JUST HAVE LOADS OF FUN.


i hate talking about myself,never know what to put,there is so much to me i could be here for ages and it would go on to long so i'll cut it short lol lol but how to come across here is mad with out people thinking your weird,perv or lacking confidence,i'm just a normal guy,i'm looking for a lady who wants to been shown a good time, have fun, a laugh and joke and get treated with the respect they deserve and to be treated like a princess (to be spoilt) and loads of smiles along the way and maybe oneday to care for me how i would care for them and to look forward to seeing me(nothing wrong with a bit of old romance), someone abit crazy but serious too who loves to laugh about everything in life and not up their selves and someone who knows what they want in life too plus it would help if someone can at least hold a decent conversation too , not sure if that can be found on here but what the hell and she gotta have them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur lol, i'm a caring, trust worthy and loyal man, i devote myself to my partner i don't lie or play mind games nor have i ever cheated why bother being with someone if your going cheat, theres no point,i do have thoughts and a heart and i put people before my self at times, i've been successful in life in what i've done so far and would like to share good times with someone and have laughs and giggles,i've been in long relationships in the past and with kids involved before and so i know what it's like even if they weren't mine so not afraid to do the same again as everyone can have a new start,i'd like to meet someone real and no fakes please
or time wasters, i dont play games and would prefer the same back.

i dont really take life to seriously,but i am focused on the things i want in life and how things should be done, i always having a laugh and taking the piss and can laugh at myself too and i take everyday as it comes,new things are always around the corner, i hate stuck up people, cant people say hello no more. so if you fancy a try just drop us a line,i do have hair lol just cant do nothing with it so shave it off ,

i love movies too many of them, i have 1000's of dvds and love the cinema, i'll watch anything aslong as it's in english and not black and white,(action,comedy,horror), football is my main hobby i'm a season ticket holder at wba which i've been going since i was little,i like most sorts of music not really fussy, same as movies,i will listen to diffrent things but more towards r'n'b,hip hop, i enjoy going out for a few drinks to a nice pub with mates,theme parks(fast rides)cars (sports cars),i like most kinds of sports not golf that ain't no sport unless it's mini golf, i'm a very hard worker and i've worked dam hard for the things i've got and proud of it to, i'm my own boss at work and have my own company,i love shopping and spending money (who doesn't),money cant buy you love but it can get you along way lol , my friends are very important to me.

Seeing friends and making jokes is a must won't go a day without cracking a joke,i love dogs to, the hairy one's that is,i have a strange talent i think lol for knowing the words to nearly every song ever made. lol

i like adult cartoons thats just the kid in me,family guy,south park,simpsons, big fan of english comedy, phoenix nights, the office, extras, jimmy carr,peter kay,lee evans,sam l jackson, if anyone's up for a laugh then just let us know and drop us a message,
DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER AND ALSO I HATE GIRLS WHO THINK THERE SOMETHING WHEN THERE JUST TRASHIE AND ARE DUMB TOO, YOU GOTTA HAVE CLASS AND HALF A BRAIN,IF YOU SLEEP ABOUT YOU AINT FOR ME

well thanks for reading my profile hope it was worth 10 mins of you life lol, thats if you've bothered to read this far or can read this far i know it's abit of a essay but how to sell myself online is strange and will never know,what more can i say, i never thought i'd be on pof thought it was abit sad really but thats life you never know what tomorrow will bring, if you spent 10 mins signing on here why not spend 10 mins getting to know me you might be surprised i know i'm mr right but am i for you,you'll never know if you dont try.It's nice to chat and make some new friends along the way.

IF YOU WANT MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY BABY JUST ASK ME

DOWN THE PUB,I FANCIED HAVING A GAME OF DARTS WITH MY MATE,HE SAID "OK,NEAREST THE BULL GOES FIRST", HE WENT:"BAAA!" I WENT :"MOO!" HE SAID:"YOUR CLOSEST."

How do you know when your at a gay picnic?
all the hotdogs taste like shit

I put dating down coz dating leads to long term, which is what i'd like in the end.


I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
carry you around when your arthritis is bad
all i wanna do is grow old with you

i'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
oh it could be so nice, growing old with you

i'll miss you
i'll kiss you
give you my coat when you are cold

i'll need you
i'll feed you
even let you hold the remote control

so let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
put you to bed when you've had to much to drink
i could be the man who grows old with you
i wanna grow old with you

To all the wolves fans out there just one thing to say "Premier league". boing boing

IF A TURTLE HAS NO SHELL IS IT HOMELESS? OR NAKED?


All this writing prob doesn't mean anything coz people go for looks anyway lol lol shallow but true

a few drinks just to get to know each other better and see what happens,somewhere were we can talk,but i'm easy on willing to try some different aslong as it's a laugh and we can have a giggle. maybe if things are good then we can plan more ahead.

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