Tall, dark and/or handsome.
Muscular biclops with a "great personality".
Feet planted on the ground with head firmly in the clouds.

DOES NOT enjoy laughing or having a good time.


Currently in the market for Arch Nemesis. Must have peak physical aptitude and crazy never hurts. The ability to challenge myself and keep me on my toes is a dire necessity. Challenging my world views such as wanting to conquer said world would be highly appreciated. Applications will be accepted through ransom notes or megaphone over the city. Letter-bombs and Disembodied fingers wrapped in todays newspaper will result in your application not being properly considered. Should you be looking as well, bring it on.

-Bananaface

I enjoy holding hams and short walks on the beach.
Somewhere one could make a quick getaway via window or smoke cloud.
You and I would be trapped in some sort of doomsday device, sprinkled with witty repartee throughout. Possible fight to the death.