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City
Calgary Alberta
Sign
Capricorn
Height
5' 11" (180 cm)
Age
44 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Mixed Color hair
Body Type
Prefer Not To Say
Religion
Non-Religious
N/A
H1N1 free! Never been to prison, and I floss!
dating
                
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Hang Out

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Assassin / Mercenary, Black Ninja (retired), Jedi
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
stealing cans from the homelessselling crack to seniorsdog lover
banjo tuningbreathingkitten savior
teeth carvingmacraméscratching
stepping on baby chicksflossinghostile corporate takeovers
singin in da rainnose bleedsthe thespian art
used carsfeet shufflingblinking
parole officer avoidancesuper string theory physicslicking stamps and envelopes
poking dead thingspoking dead things with a stickpoking dead things with my finger
reading Braille with my toessnorkeling in tubrunning with scissors
peat mosstax evasioncontraceptives
sittingWhat the bleep do we knowwars fought
governments rungrannies gratifiedcomputers verified
tigers tamedsaloons emptieddestroying bridges
uprisings quelledrevolutions startedvirgins converted
scab pickingwatching things growwaiting for things to die
just wondering ifhuggingarm wrestling nuns
riding in elevatorspublic urinationfarting
The Secret
About Me
I'm actually a Gemini and not a Capricorn.
I am not a Fireman, Cop or involved with any Emergency Services (but certainly respect those that are).

If you don't make it to the end of my profile, I'll state this first:
*** Please do not add me to your favorites if we haven't spoken. Thank you! ***

Now... on with the Show!

I'm a nice guy that likes: the smell of freshly cut grass, kisses from puppies, ice cream on a hot day, staring at solar eclipses through lame pieces of overexposed film until my retina burns (then the headaches follow...sweet!), environmentally friendly 'hybrid' cars, walking in the rain, compost bins, smell of model glue/felt pens, birds singing in the morning, Greenpeace...sunsets, sunrises, people who floss, ahhh...what else?!

Otay...about me...I'm really single! I like: close friendships (I've had some for over 35 years!), the outdoors, drives out of the city, swimming, cars, movies, paintball (yes...paintball), Millarville Market, Banff/Lk. Louise/Canmore, Heritage Park, Tyrrell Museum, Xmas, friends birthdays!, travel, business, reading, music and MANY other things.

I am looking for that which is a lot of what I am, and some things to compliment that which I am not. Looking to meet NICE, HONEST, KIND (genuinely), communicative, lighthearted (NOT JUDGMENTAL OR BOSSY (kind of a 'do unto others' kind of a thing with me)), professional (NO...NOT that way), attractive, unpretentious, SLENDER to fit and/or athletic (it is just a preference - don't give me any grief about it), race is not an issue, and one that 'does NOT sweat the small stuff' kind of people.

Have YOU HONESTLY set aside the same amount of time making a list of what you have to offer somebody as you have making up the list of what you're looking for?

IF (and ONLY if) you have success in your personal and professional life send me a letter (WITH pics). Oh...and I'll only respond to those with (their real, 'current look') pictures POSTED...fair is fair.

If you're already 'involved' with somebody at ANY level (yes... that ALSO includes emotional AS WELL AS physical), just counting the hours 'til something better comes along...I'm not that guy. If you have unresolved issues, don't be a selfish time-burglar of others.

Please respect ALL of my words and wishes, and I'll do the same with yours.

Good Karma to all you TRULY HONEST, non-judgmental people out there. May you get out of life what you have put into it and deserve! - TS

P.S.: you can learn a lot about a person over a game of mini-golf. I haven't played in months...so give me a dingle (aren't these emoticons great?!).

First Date
A first date?

Something fun please, where I can see who you really are!

A coffee or a quick drink (and/or: skeet shooting, or Origami), or watch water boil... HAWT! Or we can stare at the sun through a piece of over-exposed film negative and see who gets the sight impairment and (the obvious) headache (that would imminently follow) first (Note - winner buys the loser a new pair of shades!)!

Or we go through the Wendy's Drive-Thru (you buy), we don't share a Frosty (get your own!) - HEADS-UP: I AM lactose intolerant!
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