For reasons unbeknownst to me, my profile was deleted off “BillionaireRomance”. Undeterred I signed up at “DateAMillionaire” and was deleted again. I am blaming it all on the Subprime Mortgage Crisis. In the mean time I am here with the rest of the plebeians and horny toads.

Humility is rolling thru Target with a 24 pack of bathroom tissue. I am convinced there is no personal hygiene product more embarrassing to purchase than toilet paper. I know what you are thinking, au contraire. You can hide those under the 24 pack of TP that makes you look like you’re addicted to Taco Bell and Maalox.

I like dogs. I have a 14yo Rhodesian Ridgeback who is 4 years beyond the life expectancy for the breed and is still as spry as a puppy. I should warn you I don’t sleep with dogs or any other mammal, including humans, deficient of an opposable thumb and the ability to use toilet paper. If you sleep with animals not only have you ruined your sheets, you have ruined your pet.

I read once auto racing was the most popular sport in the USA. I like cars, mostly old ones and I enjoy working on them. I have even gone to Daytona and sat first row of the bricks at the Indianapolis 500. What I gleaned from those experiences is I would rather buy TP at Target.

I notice a lot of people like rock climbing. I grew up near a place called Pinnacle Rock. It was a sheer rock face that rivaled Devils Tower and we climbed it like kids will. Then somewhere around the age of 16 I realized in the hour that it took to climb it, all I saw was rocks from about 12 inches away.

Every now and then, mostly then, I have what can only be described as a sudden intuitive leap of understanding. Then I forget what I was thinking about. Hence someone with a better memory than my own would probably be a good match.

I have life long friends.

I love my parents.

I would like to find another friend and confidant and whatever will be will be. What would you like to find?

I may be the only person who has had a first date make the front page of the newspaper?