All I attract are illiterate men, or they just look at photos and hit the message button not knowing what the person they're messaging is all about. It's one or the other. I think I was very clear in my profile about what I want and what I expect from you....the "man." About to just give up.




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I got the best friends I could ever ask for, I'm loving my job(s) and the people I work with are like family to me. Now all I need is a good man......who likes cats. I will never get rid of them lol

I believe that you have to surround yourself with good people in order to make yourself better. I need someone who is sane, rational, will not over think things or take things I say the wrong way. Just enjoy each other and stop complicating things with nonsense. (I've had this in both my friendships and relationships in last few years. I just want to be happy, enjoy my life, and be around good people. is that too much to ask for?)




if you can't take a joke...don't even bother reading on....
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All I ask is that you be tall, white, ACTUALLY SINGLE...this means NO girlfriend.....and OLD(32 to 42 will do). I'm a reverse pedophile (nickname my friends gave me). I like my men like I like my cars, old and shiny. (shaved heads or graying hair). Please don't make me waste my time, or more importantly yours. Let's face it, you aren't gonna live much longer and I'd like to spend as much time with you as possible before you die. ^_^

-When I date someone, I give that person my full attention. I don't date more than one man at a time. It's not right. You can't really get to know someone if you're gallivanting around town with a bunch of different people. So if you're talking to or dating 2 or 3 or 10 girls already, please don't waste my time. ok?

I'm looking for someone I enjoy spending time with. Someone who gets my silly and sometimes VERY inappropriate humor. I'm looking for something that can lead to being long term, but I'm in no rush. But if you use me, I reserve the right to deck you in the face. It's as simple as that. Be forewarned. I lean towards men who have had some sort of higher education. Someone who reads. Preferably an Atheist as I do not get along with religious people. lol (listen, I'm not gonna sit back while you try to convince me of nonsense. I will speak my mind. so there.)

I know it says I love old men. But I don't want anyone to think I'm a gold digger by any means. It's purely the looks and experience that come with age that I find attractive. I make my own money thank you.

I'm a photographer/videographer for NYC comedians, and also work editing wedding videos. I love my jobs. Comedians are fun, now I'm working with some famous Wrestlers and Musicians...also fun. I enjoy making people feel awkward. Little thing I picked up from the comedians after working with them for 5 years. they rub off on me. :-)

So if you're older, wiser, have a job, and have gray hair or the neo-Nazi shaved head look I adore so very much, please do email me before you get all decrepit and I have to do you in a nursing home. I don't care for an audience while having relations.


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* WHITE MALES ONLY! (I can't stress this enough. Asian or Puerto Rican does not = white btw.)
* I'm a tattooed, tough, funny, smart, and crude chick...I'm not looking for someone
religious, shy, or reserved. I do not want a suit and tie kind of man.
* If you plan on trying to convert me to a religion, take your bible and keep on walking cause it's not gonna happen. And I will tell you exactly how you and your faith are wrong.
* I also need someone TALL since I'm 5'10" and usually wear heels.
so 6'0" and up ONLY.

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dinner...preferably at a Thai restaurant.