My likes/dislikes, hobbies, goals and aspirations?!?!?!I do not have a clever or wittily sarcastic description of myself, but I will list a few turn offs....photos of yourself with your EX cut out of the picture!...photos of what you consider to be a really sexy pose, or a photo taken of yourself in the mirror with a camera phone!?@?Yikes! What is that about? You can't find one friend/sister/mom to take your picture? Tough love, baby. And sorry, no matter what some girls might say, we really don't want to see a picture of your dog or your motorcycle. If you are in the picture WITH the dog or motorcycle, or fish you caught, then that is ok...thanks for sharing! I am looking for a man that will hog the remote and forget to pick me up at the airport. Excessive body hair a plus.

On a first date you would have to meet my mom and help my dad clean his guns. Then he usually interviews my dates while cutting his nails with his machete', but this only takes an hour or so. Then there would be pictures to take, of course. Can't wait to hear from you!