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YOU WANT: HARRISON FORD, MAHATMA GHANDI, AND CARY GRANT all rolled into one. I WANT MOTHER TERESA, GOLDA MEIR, AND BENAZIR BHUTTO. (Bhutto when she was young. Before she was dead) Throw Hilary Clinton and Margaret Thatcher in there as well. I like smart, powerful, ruthless, evil women, who aren't afraid to show their tender, nurturing side.

I am positive and happy and I never had a problem in my life. And neither have you. Or anyone else, for that matter. Ever. Plus, I have no self doubts at all. I have one hundred percent confidence in my manhood. I am flawless and I am seamless. I am looking forward to spending the rest of my life wasting my time on this site, along with the rest of you all.

Mutual interests? I'll just follow you around like a lost puppy dog.

If you want to see me smile, put me on your favorites list. Yeah, I know it's juvenile and shallow...just like me! Besides, I'll reciprocate.

I GAVE MY STUPID ROSES AWAY TO SOME FRIENDS WHO WERE FEELING BAD BECAUSE ALL THE MEN ON THIS SITE SUCK. Except for me.

I got ink but not on my face, hands or neck. Nothing below the elbow. No swastikas. One 1940's pin-up girl. Retro. I probably don't fit in your world but you could keep me in the basement. Or under the bed.

I got property, I got resources, I am financially stable. I got zero revolving debt.
I am an American born dual citizen, which means nothing...at the moment.

I received a suggestion that I advertise my experience as a professional masseur. One lady said it might help my "case." I trained at two schools in Santa Monica. I worked in the South Bay area of LA: El Segundo-Manhattan Beach. The bulk of my experience was in Las Vegas. Most of my career was spent at Caesar's Palace. I was technically sound, meticulous, perceptive and had great hands. My transitions were slightly choppy, but I had such a sublime touch that I got away with it. They were in a trance, almost instantly. I handled about six thousand bodies in three years. When they got through with me I wouldn't pet a dog.

Some see the glass as half full; some see the glass as half empty. I see the glass as too big.

MOST WOMEN VIEW ME OUT OF CURIOSITY. ("Why isn't he smiling?")

SO QUIT POKING A STICK THROUGH MY CAGE!

I desire ONE special lady that I can please and nurture. Why? I don't know! I'm a man. We like that stuff. I am interested in women. I care, but I don't care. You figure it out.

I divorced my wife. She ate crackers in bed. I am short. I am not allowed on the adult rides at the PNE.

I will make time for a woman who is focused, open minded, looking for commitment, and has high intentions.

I like smart, mature, well groomed ladies who laugh at my jokes. I have no tolerance for snobs. Unless, of course, you really ARE superior to me...then it is okay.

My ideal woman likes red wine (she should guzzle it by the gallon) camping, and walks on the beach. And she hates players and liars. ARE THERE ANY LADIES OUT THERE LIKE THAT??? Get with the program.

We will go to the dump and shoot rats with a pellet gun while sipping champagne.

Bodypro. That's the name of my elliptical machine. Sitting behind me. Walmart. Two hundred bucks.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON HAVING A MUTUAL INTEREST IN THE SAME BORING THINGS. For example; many ladies appreciate nature. I, too, like nature. I like sticks and rocks. Small pebbles. Maybe a flower.

You got down here??? This is your karma for complaining that men don't read woman's profiles. If you viewed me it was the image. Admit it.

The users similar to me all have herpes and they don't disclose.

READ MY SHORT STORIES IN THE STORIES/CREATIVE WRITING FORUM, THREAD TITLED: 'BREAKING IN ON DICE.' Read those and see if we still have anything to talk about.