....good ting it was only my hair. Iff'n I cut my hairs off, nobody would reconnize me.


Of all the things I've lost in life
I miss my mind the least.


SWM to give away to a good home.
Has all shots & is mostly paper trained.
Gets along well w/ cats but chases horses.
Does all kinds of neat tricks.
Requires lots of love & play time.

Inquire w/in fer more information.

All applicants must posess 2 pieces of valid ID
& answer the following skill testing question;
*How many fingers am I holding up?*




WARNING!; The Surgeon General has advised that itching,
stuffy nose, watery eyes, etc. may occur if you have
allergies to fuzzy critters &/ or loud music.



*batteries not included*

...should be short & sweet (an hour or so) 'cuz I don' put out on the 1st date....open to suggestions after that, but I prob'ly won't be goin' to no noisy club or country bar, 'cuz 1) I can't dance, & 2)I REALLY hate that music.

2nd date preferably later that evenin'.........& yes I DO put out on the 2nd date (if yr lucky)

Mebbe we could shoot some pool, go walkin' in the rain (seasonal), throw snowballs @ big scary lookin' dudes & run like hell (other seasonal), or just...do the sponteneity ting.