I am a military/intelligenceservice veteran, 26yr old, 6'4, 270pnd blue-eyed mixed martial artist and "Heavy Metal Cowboy"(yeah, theres a story to that) lookn for a LADY!!! Tired of being that bad boy, though I was real good at it. I'm still a gentleman but I'm also Big, Loud, Crazy, and Fun. I can get a little rowdy sometimes, but I fix up well!!!
And before you judge me as just another brute or meathead, I also have FOUR degrees, a very successful LLC, have written three books that the details of their publication is being worked on currently, hold a TSCI clearance, and was a Tactical Cryptologist. Anyone snobbish about "jocks" or military should try cracking a digital signal while engaging in a firefight!!!!!
Everything here is true and can be proved...
Lets see, I'm just gonna throw out a few random facts:
I got bored recently so I moved back to Texas. I was really bored.
I once played the "Worst game of catch EVER" when a "friend" threw a live mongoose at me. It ended up wrapped around his head. One of my MANY advenures overseas.
I hate llamas. Even more then pygmys, which creep the hell out of me.
I've actually been banned from a zoo(that will remain nameless for legal purposeses) for knocking a llama unconcious.
I almost died in a bullfight in mexico. Thats why I shy away from mescal.
I won a monkey gambling in singapore. Named him larry. He ran away.
I know the best bridges in France to bungie jump off of...
I once assaulted a mime on a dare(he was french). Perfect flying tackle from the side. Never knew what hit him.
Only a sample of my adventures.
If I were to describe myself in one word, It would have to be "Teradactyl". But thats just me.
On a more serious note, I'm a former Navy Tactical Team member & signals intel operator(I'm much smarter than I act or look), I've had a series of bad relationships that put me off dating for quite a while.
Anything you'ld like to know, just ask.
And yes this is really me, I'm this wild and if you want to judge, I'm ok with that!!!
And to the girl whom used me to make her live-in boyfriend jealous, sorry I broke his arm. Next time don't pick a guy that trains MMA/Jiu-jitusu 6 days a week. Just a heads up... you psycho tramp!
And whats up with Dudes, rating my picture, and worse, rating me as a 1 or a 2? Seriously, if guys are trying to screw up another dudes average so that they feel better, then that is the lamest thing I've ever seen. They should just go f'n DROWN.
I'm a closet Romantic, but I absolutely loathe overtop cliches. So something relaxed, not to intimate, with a hint of romance...
Like indoor rockclimbing.
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