It's hard enough trying to make first impressions on girls you can see never mind those you can't. If your face doesn't fit you're never given a second glance- I wouldn't mind a first glance every once in a while!!!
Well here goes nothing. I am easy-going, caring, affectionate, fun; I love my sport
;I enjoy travelling
to places that not everybody is fortunate enough to see; I love my friends and family (well I have strong bonds with my male friends ); I adore my job and I am looking for fun and adventures and if anything materialises so much the better.
Eternal Dilemmas:
1. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
2. Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
3. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough'
4. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
5.Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
6.Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
7.Why is it that everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose?
8.Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
9.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Eternal Truths
1. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered thedigits 55378008 into a calculator - then turned thefigures upside down
2. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger
3.Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school
Favourite Joke
Never shag a dwarf with learning difficulties...it's not big & it's not clever!
See you soon?
I would like to spend my first date getting to know someone over a nice meal & a few drinks. If we were to meet again I would like to do something outdoors unless it's freezing, then a DVD in front of a fire would beckon.
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