i am a borderline workaholic... not thrilled about outdoor activities other than the stuff i do on my own piece of ground...a climate controlled environment is more my style...dont really understand why camping and hiking seem to be all men want to do with a woman in illinois...BIZZZAAARRRRE!!!!!!!!enough of my caustic humor.. if you have to look caustic up you probably shouldnt date me..i appreciate the english language and like to be around people who do to.. if only i could type as well as i speak maybe this would go better

i never have first dates until after they are over.. id rather just meet for a drink and if thats cool we can go from there...think about it guys if you dont feel it then we drink , make nice and go back to the drawing board. notime wasted on a date with someone you know you wont like in five minutes... i think its genius!!!!