Let's get right down to Brass Tacks.

I'm listed as “other religion” here, because “categories” are not provided by PoF for many of mankind's major worldviews. Relationships are also narrowly – and exclusively – limited. Mahoos, Hermaphrodites and Siamese Twins are right out, apparently - how sad.

WorldView is Key to Relationship of any sort, folks. Labelwise (and by no means completely), I'm -

Humanist
Atheist
Physicalist
Physicist
Mathematician
Darwinist (HEY LOOK, Creationists invented a word, and I'm using it, HA!)
Farmer
Sailor
Warrior
Magus (I skipped King intentionally, it just isn't Right)
Literary
AntiLiteralist
Empiricist
AntiImperialist
Skeptic
Minimalist
Pomosexual
Libertarian
Green
Obscene
Norman
Pictish
Mongolian
Cherokee
Gynocratic
Technocratic
Egalitarian
Introspective
Exhibitionist
Demonstrative
Cruel to be Kind
Passive to be Aggressive

Yet - never Paradoxical. I made all pieces fit. It is Arte, I say.

Look 'em up on WikiPedia if you need to, kid.

I have a unique and deadly method of seduction – I Speak the Truth. It always works – when it should, or fails – where it should.

Animal Lover – even humans and spiders. The spider appeals to me because of its great intelligence, the smartest thingie on the Delicious Planet for its size, by far.
Plant Lover – Horticulture fiend, dandelions are good food - and drink! Pokeweed is excellent, and abundant. Pinecones are a bit chewy, tho.
100% Raw Vegan - and extremely Fond of Fungus. What a mighty thing it is, nutritious, and VERY Tasty, too.

I'm exceptionally happy, healthy, strong, mostly ataraxic, occasionally hedonic, and fairly GiGGly. No – really.

I'm a fiend for Philosophy, Mathematics, Science, Art, Music, all Human Culture and - Fair Debate vs. Blunt Instruments, despite my notable facility for scrapping, scraping, skullbone and Fire Control; however, I'll sometimes do most anything for Human Interaction. People are so darned interesting – I like them, mostly.

I abhor Superstition – simply put, the belief or disbelief in a thing disproportionate to the evidence. We all must suffer, to some degree – but I suffer – never. No, it is not a trick, no Opiates or other self-delusions are involved.

I am pitiless. I never pity myself, it's a huge WASTE, and it's not fair to do it to anyone else for the same reasons. If I see another suffer (where it is not his own fault), it does not make me Sad – it makes me Angry, particularly in the face of Group Apathy, and I do something substantive about it rather than hesitate via weeping. Sadness slows me down – but Anger speeds me up. I am filled with Fight, and short on Flight – unless you count Flying towards the Fight - and yes, I find the best defense to be a good offense, again and again.

I do believe in guilt – it is clear to me that many others are wracked by it. Shame on them, the silly wastrels. No flies on me, mate.

An Atheist, I BELIEVE, and I Think Reasonably So -

FREEDOM = GOOD
OPPRESSION = EVIL

Good and Evil are entirely human constructs – don't blame imaginary friends, seize responsibility.

But if we would BEHAVE as Humans, we must decide what Good and Evil are, ourselves, most diligently and cautiously as befits a Foundational Belief, and act accordingly without fail – as our own reason would dictate. We are Integrated, self-actualizing.

To take on the values or unfathomable, ill-formed arguments of another without careful examination, against your own internal values and reason, eventually produces – Excess Evil. We are Schizophrenic, and dangerous.

Those who hold a Leap of Faith of value hold more of it of greater value – and thus end by holding Firmest Belief in some Ultimate Absurdity.

Do what THOU wilt – he who does what another would have him do is Slave. I cannot be – it is simply not my Nature. To be Slave, you must assent to it. Both the Slave and the Master are demeaned, both are the lowest form of Man, equally. Master injures Slave, and Slave injures Master - equally. I will only obey my Superior if I ever encounter him.

No man is truly free 'till every man is free. Get to work, if you would be Free. It is not a Background Task.

WASTE NOT! - my One Commandment.

I believe in the Greatest Good for the Greatest Number, but that what is Evil for one is Evil for all; Justice is NOT a Department, it is US.

I believe in Doubt. I believe in Veritas. I believe in Logic. I believe in Demonstration, QED.

I believe in Leadership by Example vs. Authority by Gun. I believe in Tribe by Deliberate Consensus vs. Government by Overwhelming Force. I believe in Tolerance of anothers voice, only where I may answer it; but will never embrace Acceptance of Oppression – I must oppose what is UnJust with all my might.

I believe in Ethics, a Science, and am therefore anti- Morality, a Superstition.

Keep your Godz, Lawz, and especially GodLie Lawz off my Body, please – and those of my fellows, the bretheren, sisteren, and whateveren of my Tribe - or else. Contempt for the Law is entirely the fault of the Law.

Some say the enemy of my enemy is my friend, but I say – the enemy of my friend is my enemy, and I say - he will not last. There shall not be a hairsbreadth between us.

I believe that Whomsoever believes Human Beings can be usefully categorized into Races – is a Racist. All of us are Colored People – we're all brown, to one degree or another, and variety IS the spice, Nature's Way. Some are Albino - and colored palest Pink. I find all of it simply lovely – and an Albino on the beach in the pale moon light is very, very pretty, Yassuh.

And I could call you all kinda bad names for worrying about the sexuality of another, but suffice to say – get a life; better yet – get a sexlife, one YOU can feel secure in. Thou art BusyBody, Vicious Gossip; that, I hope, is generally considered bad enough. If not - there's plenty more.

I believe in the power of Levity over Solemnity – so dere. Humor has brought down mighty nations.

I do not believe in Gods other than Those of Mine Own Device, but I do believe that Idiots are everywhere, omnipresent - without omniscience. It is not a Good or Bad thing – it is just a Thing. Use Things – or use NoThing. An Idiot may be readily seduced - into learning something, into rising above his state.

Many a stupid man may work hard, and have great merit - and many a clever man may be shiftless, and have none. Small ideas + labor trump all Great PipeDreams.

Intellect is not our fault - lazy is.

I believe that Creativity, in every sense and every sphere, is Life's Objective Meaning, a meaning I did not make myself – but that made me, and I like it, and will follow.

And I do believe I've said enoug

Complete Spontaneity, punctuated by Frequent Serendipity, followed by Hope for the Future. Coffee goes good with that.