Someone once told me that they were going to write a book about me. Someone else told me that I should have my own sitcom. Someone else told me that I should be a cartoon character. I am not sure if these people were making fun of me. Oh, well as long as I make people laugh, then they can laugh at me.

I enjoy fitness, candy, thunderstorms, Melrose Place reruns, popocorn at the theatre (but I don't like to share-get your own bag!), and okay I will admit it...Days of Our Lives. There I said it!
My favorite comedians are Mike Myers and Ellen. I don't know where they keep coming up with stuff, but I love it! I sing in my car really loud and don't care if people stare.

I do not enjoy spiders, snowstorms and people who pat my head-BIG pet peeve! But the biggest peeve of all is.....faulty coffee lids that don't snap back properly!

Yes, my feet are small.

Wanna know more, send me a message. I will only respond if I can see you.

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