Yes, you can have the latest most user friendly Boyfriend yet!

Just look at this feature set:
* ECP (Enhanced Communication Protocol) Those "failure to communicate" errors are a thing of the past.
* ATS (Advanced Tool Set) features mean you'll never have to install Plumber 3.0 or Mechanic 4.5.
* TEP (Travel and Entertainment Package) No more sitting on the couch watching TV every night.
* And so many more!

Special bonus level: Boyfriend 2.0 can be upgraded to Husband XP! Note that qualifying for this upgrade is not easy. It requires lots of affection, friendship, companionship, and of course lasagna.

Don't miss out, act now. Supplies are limited!

Anything fun that doesn't feel like a job interview! Something outside is always nice. Let's meet at one the great scenic parks in the area and walk together and talk. Possible subjects could be:

Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert: The only true journalists of our time?
The sorry state of politics in America
Pink Floyd or Led Zeppelin?
The best Monty Python skit: The Dead Parrot or Ministry of Silly Walks?
Capitalism vs. socialism (and how they affect our democracy)
Pink Panther or Road Runner?
Toilet paper: Crumple or fold?
Chevy or Ford?
A deep philosophical discussion of our place in the universe
Addams Family or The Munsters?
[Your favorite subject here]
None of the above
All of the above
Hmm... Or better yet, all about you!