Open up those big (and hopefully beautiful) eyes and read well! Born in the mean streets of Toronto and moving to Edmonton to carve my own destiny, with a Man's soul and a strong back, a tenacious demon... The Mighty Gaaratron.... Is ME!
Kicking reason to the curb and surpassing the impossible, I go about my life how I want, I'm 25 years old, funny as hell and a general riot to hang out with. Sarcastic, a prick, and completely aloof to "obvious" subtle hints, what a girl wants and what a girl thinks might as well be moonspeak to me, I don't worry about trying to figure out either and will just go with the flow doing as I please.
I'm bored and looking for someone or someones of interest to have fun with, being it hanging out watching movies, a pub for drinks, or dancing the night away at New City or down on Whyte.
Type of person I'd like to meet? Totally has to be rich and/or famous! Otherwise how can I live the comfortable lifestyle I so deserve? Incredibly attractive is a big one too!... As well as someone with a really good sense of humour.
I'm not looking for someone craving constant attention or looking to have their ego stroked, I don't go out of my way to impress you, you go out of your way to impress me! If I buy you a drink it's because I'm a gentleman and not because I like you, I'm not your wallet, your doormat, or your lost puppy, and as charming as I am, I'm not a prince, I'm a KING!
I'm a man so hiding from people I've "looked" at isn't my style, if I didn't send you a message it's probably because you wrote a big wall of text for a post, or you just didn't come across as interesting in your profile, feel free to message me to try and prove me wrong. Also if in your profile you say "if there's anything you want to know just ask" or the like I probably didn't message you because I'm looking for people to get to know, not employees but thanks for the offer and I'll be sure to keep your application on file in case this changes in the future!
First Date
Given most girls I've come across, a first date will most likely consist of going out somewhere public (so I have plenty of eyewitnesses and escape routes) and me talking about how awesome I am and poking fun at you for being so "shy and quiet" while you laugh and mentally size me up until you decide I really am pretty amazing and you should start "opening up" and "getting comfortable" around me.
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Age between 18 and 30 Live within 75 miles.
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