Never know what to put in these sections. I think I'm pretty easy going overall and looking for friends, possibly dating and potential relationship. I guess the whole "soulmate" thing sounds kind of cliche, but fact is, I'd like one!I like swimming,jet skiing & flying (1st of many lessons hopefully).

CHAT UP LINES FOR MEN TO AVOID

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a
face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a
face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it
twice?
SHE: Must have been once. I never make the same
mistake twice!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us
together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
SHE: Unfertilised.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: I would go to the end of the world for you.
SHE: But would you stay there?

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in
your wildest dreams.


These are taken from real References and Cover Letters for jobs.

1. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet pogroms."

2. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."

4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."

5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."

6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."

7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people."

8. "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."

9. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

10. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No
commitments."

11. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

12. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to
respond to my resume on my office voice mail."

13. "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no
training in Meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."

14. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."

15. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."

16. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest
chainstore."

17. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I
have never quit a job."

18. "Marital status: often. Children: various."

19. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous
employers."

20. "Finished eighth in class of ten."

21. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."

Must not do drugs