Hi, well, i left this site cause i thought id found someone i liked , but she seemed to resent the fact my son would always be my priority, so i guess im now looking for a woman who would like a few dates or allow each other to have a bit of me time

i live in essex, but work in london , surrey , sussex and kent

The Dictionary For Womens Personal Ads

40ish = 49
Adventurous =Slept with all your mates
Athletic = No Tits
Average looking = Has a face like an a***
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious smile = Does a lot of pills
Educated = ****ed to death at college
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Friendship first = Former slut/born again virgin
Fun = Annoying
Gentle. =.Dull
Good listener = Autistic
New Age. = Body hair problems
Old fashioned = No blow jobs or anal
Open minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Poet = Depressive
Professional = ****
Romantic = Fridgid
Social = Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous = Very fat
Large lady = Hugely Fat
Wants soulmate = Stalker
Widow = Murderer

its up to you, you will be paying ...only joking lol,

lets go for a drink or a bit of lunch and see how it goes from there