I am sorry that I don't have any pictures of me flexing half naked in front of my mirror. Truth be told my old mirror broke cause of my hotness and I just haven't found a replacement mirror that conveys my narcissism to my many fans.

If you believe that above statement then I have a bridge I can sell you for really cheap. Also if that is the type of guy you are looking for you have my sympathy.


The real me:

I have been on the dating scene on and off for a little bit and I am looking for something with some form of commitment. Not a straight away marriage but all the fun that gets you there. I am described by my friends as crazy and funny as hell. So if you are feeling adventurous, say hi, and you will see how the quickest way to a woman's heart it through the funny bone.

Our first rendezvous would begin with an informal meet and greet in a back alley secluded from prying curious eyes. That is the only way we can safely make it to my friend Sanchez's underground Turkey Fights and Unlicensed Bare Knuckle Boxing matches. There we can bet illegally under the romantic glow of the neon lights advertising "Jim's Pawnshop" across the street. The rest of the night kind of depends on if we win our bets or not.

Truth:

You are guaranteed a bunch of laughs regardless of what we do. Join me, won't you?