I think I was drinking when I last wrote this stuff...Even sober it still looks funny to me. Check it out and hit me up. I'm even cooler in person than my profile lets on.

I would rumage through your trash looking for tidbits to save for myself. Then I would proceed to drink heavily and maul you. From there I would engorge myself ontop of you unless otherwise discouraged. Discoragement means a lonly night in the ditch with me and my dove lotion.