My personal guide to being single and happy (and an insight to who I am)
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Have great buddies you can wrestle with and blow off steam

Have great girlfriends you can chill with and confide in, and live vicariously through there love/sex lives while killing time

Make sure they have great husbands that can help teach you how to build things, fix your car and all the other manly stuff you start to want to know

If you want something learn to make/build it (that way you can be high mataience and still get exactly what you want, while killing time)

Paint often, express yourself through art (it makes pretty colors, while killing time)

Watch cheesy dance shows on Sunday (they're just fun, while killing time)

Go to school often learn as much as you can (it makes people think your smart while killing time)

Have a job you love that’s full of drama, so you can be a workaholic (that way you don't need a man to give you headaches, while making killing time and making $$)

Move your financial advisor in so you can have a job you love and still find personal security

Put up an online dating profile in hopes you one day meet someone and in the mean time you can both amuse yourself and make interesting friends


WARNING: I’m crazy and sarcastic as hell. I’m self absorbed when I'm not trying to save the world, I talk about my work to much. Hell I talk too much in general. I’m overly confident and flighty as hell. But at least I keep things interesting

I went go karting for the first time this year and what a blast, but dinner always works to, or a good beer.

Age between 25 and 40
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not be married