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This online communication thing has been an "interesting" experience, but so far I have yet to meet the right man for me. I'm not too concerned about it though... When God is ready, He'll send him my way...
A few no no's... If none of your family members would come to your funeral, or you can't have a healthy relationship and you know it, or you're unreliable, a serial dater, control freak, toxic, sociopath, living out of a box, positive you'll never marry again, or just plain old "not normal at all", then please, keep moving. My life is fairly stress-free and pleasant and I will never be able to attach myself to someone with numerous issues, so neither of us should waste the other's time. There is indeed a lovely lady out there for you and I do wish you all the best....but I'm not her.
And now, on with the show!
I love weekends with friends, leisurely hiking (downhill is GREAT), trying new things and unusual foods, live music, grillin' and chillin', movies, high school football, zooming around on my rhino, easy relationships, and surprises. The usual chick stuff, I suppose. Ooooooh and sushi....love sushi! I'd really enjoy doing things I don't normally get to do, such as camping, 4-wheeling, and fishing. No kidding!
I am slightly imperfect in several areas. My sense of humor ranges from silly to sarcastic but is never intentionally hurtful. It's more of an eye-rolling thing...and unfortunately sometimes I'm the only one who knows I'm being funny (bad sign huh). You're bound to notice that I can be a bit of a ditz at times, so I might as well own it rather than try to hide it. The good news is, my baggage is fairly well packed. I had to sit on it and gave it a jump or two, but I got it zipped! Dwelling on unhappiness isn't my thing. I prefer to enjoy life and move forward. Actually, you'll find that I'm rather determined about that :)
My favorite people are sociable, dependable, have integrity, good judgment, a quick smile, a twinkle in the eyes and a fun sense of humor...and they're safe drivers!
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And now, a word about our beloved children: No one should ever put their children on the back burner. An adult friend should be on a completely different stove and I don't intend to compete with your children. We all love our children and we all want them to come first. In the real world we grown-ups have to multi-task and balance. Not prioritize...BALANCE...see? It isn't rocket science
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p.s. For those who doubt....the photos are correctly dated and I am indeed 50. For some reason I photograph well. I shall never give in to an old lady hair-do, huge 80's glasses or polyester outfits, but I probably look older in person. Please be prepared

What do you plan to do with your life? Plan to be surprised!
~~from the movie Dan in Real Life
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but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just----
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