What does one write here?
Single for just over a year now, honest, loyal guy. Looking to meet similar women. If you are married, or in a relationship then please do not contact me, i dont do the "cheating" thing as having had it done to me by the woman i loved i would not wish that on my worst enemy.
Preferably just looking to chat, email, msn at the moment but hopefully that might lead to something wonderfull.
Work fulltime.
Main hobby / interest is photography. Something nice about just jumping in the car and driving with no agenda other than take some pictures, so if you want transformed into a supermodel just give me a shout.
Musical Tastes - Like a bit of everything, no particular fav bands or singers.
Fav Songs - Kosheen - Hungry. U2 - With or Without You. Cranberries - Zombie and last but not least Vivo Per Lei sung by Helena Segara and Andrea Bocelli.
Like to think ive got a wicked sense of humour.
I try not to judge people. (its your life so who am i to tell you how to live it.)
Couple of ground rules..
I dont do casual sex or affairs.
Not into the Cyber Sex thing either.
Playfull laced with innuendo and double entendre's is fine but flashing your bits isnt my thing. (besides i dont think my webcam zoom is THAT good).
Uploaded a couple of pictures, had to get my nephew to take them and i think he put the camera in ugly mode.
Oh well..you can always print them off to keep the kids away from the fire i guess.
A JOKE FOR THE LADIES.
A young couple have just finished thier vows and celebrations, so head off for their wedding night.
Once in the hotel room, the two start to undress, eager to consumate the marriage, when the husband throws his pants to his new wife.
"Here, put these on. She gives him a funny look, then pulls on his pants." As she pulls them up, they fall down to the ground again. "I can't wear these, they are too big."
"That's right!" says the husband. "Just remember who wears the pants in this relationship."
More than a little shocked, the newly wed bride bend over and delicately removes her panties. She throws them in his face and says, "Here, put these on."
This time, the husband give his wife a funny look, but goes along with it. As he struggles to pull them up past his knees he says, "These are too small." He struggles some more and says, "I can't get into these."
"That's right!" snaps the bride, "and that won't change until your attitude does."
A WARNING TO MEN.
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Moral of the story: Women are so much smarter than men.
THE RULES !!!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let
it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect Us to
act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's
wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as fishing, the diamond formation or cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
My Best Short Joke.
A boy asks his granny "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny: "Screw the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
Kinda old school here, cinema or dinner. Cant really go wrong there.
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