I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch hours, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Yankees, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I am bored, I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesdays, after church, I repair electrical appliances for free. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number 10 and have won weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with the traveling centrifugal force demonstration team. I invented a mirror that allows you to see yourself as others see you however, no one was ready for that. I sponsored the winning entry to the International Hermit Crabs Races. I was the first test tube baby to have his face on a milk carton. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in the international botany circles. Children and animals trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week and then only sitting up in a chair. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid before they are due. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery and I have recently spoken with Elvis. The only thing remaining is dating you!
A little about the real me: Yes, I have a good sense of humor but I can be serious when the time calls for it. My friends describe me as being fiercely loyal, genuine and a fun person with strong family values. Come see for yourself!
Some of my favorite pastimes are people watching, volleyball, biking, snorkeling, anything at the beach, theater, comedy clubs, playing with my dog, photography, rock climbing, playing with chimps, TaeKwonDo, some board games, skiing both snow and water, watching the Tampa Yankees at Legends Field, finding new/interesting places to dine, travel, and spending time with family & good friends.
The tux shot is a few years old. It is just to show I can clean up.
Thank God for the NY Giants winning the Super Bowl
I want this as my epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times!
Meeting for coffee or drinks for the first meeting is not a date in my opinion. Having that out of the way. On a more romantic note: A sidewalk cafe in the spring under an umbrella with the sun shining and a balmy breeze is blowing. Music is playing softly in the background. I look into her eyes and see the other half of my soul smiling back at me. The truth has been stated before and better than I can express here, that if you are with the right person the setting is unimportant.
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