First of all my name isn't Joe. For the browsers it can stay anonymous. If you ask nicely I will tell you what it is. I have a professional career in a medical field and love what I do. So obviously I'm not a housekeeper at a hospital, if you catch my drift. My sense of humor runs the gammet; tastless, raunchy, sarcastic, innocent, childish. My favorite movie genre is comedy, Will Farrell, Jim Carrey, or Jack Black will always do the trick. I like to laugh but I like to make others laugh more. Probably for the same reason as some comedians. BTW, I'm open to almost any relationship except "IE" but you can only choose one on here.

I am generally attracted to women who are witty, sarcastic, intelligent, confident, comfortable with their body, smaller than me, and of course physically attractive(to me).

I am not attracted to obesity. I work at a hospital, as I mentioned earlier, and I have seen enough obesity for a life time. Much of it barely clothed. I'm sorry if this offends any readers but it is no different than not wanting to be with a smoker and expressing your disgust for the habit. I realize there is a vast difference between the two but the analogy works here.

This brings me to another thought. What exactly does "a few extra pounds" mean? Is it subjective or objective? Ex: You were 125 pounds when you graduated highschool and you have always felt that you were most comfortable with your body at that weight. Now at 140 pounds you feel personally that you have a few extra pounds, but the general population says you look fine. Or ex: the general population would say you are a little over what someone your height and age should weigh. Or are you proportional? It isn't an option on the body type section, but I would define it as being being not necassarily "athletic" but healthy. Not necassarily overweight but curvy. If we all went by the body mass index, most of us would all be overweight. But BMI is flawed for many reasons that I won't get into right now. And to close this point, I am more likely to be attracted to my first example of "a few extra pounds" and proportional, and athletic of course.

Dinner at a quiet restaurant, a few drinks, maybe a movie if the right comfort level is met. Other activities could include miniature golf, bowling, or whatever, I am pretty flexible and take kindly to suggestions.