Excerpt from a real conversation:

SpliffCraven says:
Mmmmmmmmm... I am enjoying beer steak with roast potatoes and ceaser salad.
OMFG! says:
Mmmm what woman is cooking for you?
SpliffCraven says:
Actually it is me cooking for myself… I can cook you know, even clean. I even come house broken.
OMFG! says:
Oh really? Ha, ha, ha.
SpliffCraven says:
I feel like the last animal in the shelter...

Well ladies, here's the last of the best I have to offer. Now's your chance!

Introducing SpliffCraven!:

Hi! I'm SpliffCraven.

I'm a lovable guy who is laid back and pretty easy going. I don't require much in the way of maintenance and love to cook.
Active and independent I enjoy a variety of activities. Feel free to ask me about them.
Filling my spare time working out, doing a variety of reading and research, and a enjoying variety of other pursuits, keeps my body, mind and soul in balance.
Engaging conversation is always enjoyed; and I have to admit, I'm one of the more talkative guys here.

I've met a few people from POF. So far, I haven't found someone that held my interest. Could that person be you?

I'll bet you are looking for a decent, humorous, loyal, guy who is well balanced and can hold his own. Here I am. Come see for yourself.
If you're a woman who enjoys life and and are seeking someone to share your world with, then I would enjoy meeting you!

Entertaining, thoughtful and engaging. I have a lot to share.

If you have time for nothing else, read the "Coles Notes" version:

I'm single and debt free.
Never married, but would like to be one day.
Have a daughter.
Am family oriented.
Own a car and motorcycle.
Have a fulltime stable job with regular hours and set days & evenings off!
Put as much effort on my job, as in my home and relationships.
Is someone that is supportive and understanding.
Not a party animal although loves tailgaters and classic social events.
Not a gym monkey, but I do hit the gym regularily.
Confident and people take notice of me when I walk into a room. This is the result of unspoken assurity.

What I Am Looking For:

1) That she is my best friend

2) Must have a good personality

3) That she takes care of her self

4) Someone who is smart and can challenge me

5) Someone that I can share my interests with and is interested

6) One that I can do activities with be it rollerblading or something else we both find rewarding

7) One that can make me smile, I am the funny one but I like to laugh as well

8) And lastly someone that believes in me. When someone truly believes in you it is inspiring

Just for shits and giggles:

Horoscope Test for 2008

If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!!
The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as you.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like California or Florida more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum &your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever..
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will ! experience a major life-changing experience for the good..
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not! be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

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Laughing and having fun is a must... Maybe something public, yet personal.

An Amusement park, Airhockey, Bowling, Billiards... Or if you have a suggestion, we can do that instead. What a better way to expand horizons?

Great idea here... IM/Email me and let's make plans!

Age between 23 and 43