I am seeking someone for continuous regular fun inside and outside the bedroom (fork, sock, play, and the occasional fight). Keep in mind that I said REGULAR so if you know you are a non-regular guy you know what not to do. Yes fight, it’s not always going to be a glorious story that I am sure, we all have our days. I hope that when the fights happen you will not walk away….make up sex WOW. Ever had make up sex that felt so good, soooo sweet your eyes are closed and you say to your woman “baby this feels so good we must be in heaven.” I know someone out here is going to comment about me putting God in my dating/sex story but you can save the email because I already know there isn’t enough fire in hell for me. But that’s ok because going to heaven takes much too much work.

I tell you the silliness people say when they are having good sex. My friend said she was dating this guy, not really in love with him but the sex was great. One day while they were doing it he said “honey I know you don’t love me but I would like to marry your pucci’ she replied, “my pucci is not ready for that kind of commitment” end of the sex. Here is another one;if a woman you are not familiar with offer you a blow job,during the blow job session never ask her to bite the head.

Now I am guessing if I meet a man off here and we hit it off he would probably be afraid to have sex with me.....would not want to talk during sex afraid that next day I would come out here and share it with the world. HEhehheheh trust me I am a very private person I would not say a word to the public hahhahahha or you just never know maybe you will be the one writing about what I say. If I click on your pic chances are I might be considering you as a prime candidate (for what? ahhhah) but I am warning you.....if you really know whats good for you you will stay away.

One Christmas a man felt lonely so he went to Niagara Falls. While out there he met a woman who was just as lonely as him. So they decided to spend the Christmas night together at a hotel. Next day they went their separate way. He thought that was the best sex he had ever had so for ten years every Christmas he booked the same hotel, the same table, the same bedroom, the same bottle of wine and sat there hoping that the woman would eventually show up.

The saying “if you don’t get it you talk about it" must be true for me. At least thats what my therapist says, he probably gets turned on hearing about it but being my Dr. he must be concerned about the conflict of interest. My boss did not realise that lunch with the contractor was to discuss the project so after lunch he (boss) had me sign one of those conflict of Interest papers .

Some people don’t get my sense of humour but then again I can’t please everyone that’s why search for one only. Someone said to me once that men might think that I am mentally deranged and others might think that I might be trash and would never believe the type of person I am in real life. I do seek a true gentleman and have something special waiting for you, an award, top priced package just waiting here for you and no its not the ones they hand out on the Emmy, no its not money I am a broke woman. Its something nice, sweet, soft, juicy, succulent, smell good, taste delicious….. get your mind off the gutter I’m talking about my lips the upper one you know the one on my face..lol. My daughter is all grown and gone so it appears that I may have much too much time on my hands hehhehehe. I am studying part time for a masters so I guess my professors are not issuing enough assignments. Hopefully they or my boss is not reading this but I don’t care; they have their life I have mine. And no I am not afraid that someone would recognize me. Hmmmmmm in this country, people are so caught up in themselves and their life that if love fell down from the sky at 250 km/h and hit them on the head they would probably fall to the ground, try get up quickly and continue on without looking back.

Although I respond to everyone, I refrain from answering high school idiotic questions or comments. I thought 38 was the age where someone can show real maturity but have learnt that being and adult and maturity does not go hand in hand. When a 47 year old man who claim to be a professional, educated, financially secure and well established send me a message saying "I would totally cut my balls off and give them to you as a gift for being such a gorgeous and open minded woman", I am not sure if I should take it as a joke or an insult. What would I do with a pair of dead balls? I can't preserve it and I don’t think those things are edible. But then, I must give him some sort of credit because he kept the best part for himself.


NO MATTER HOW YOU TOSS THE DICE FINDING SOMEONE (black, white, dating, relationship, friends, other relationship, encounter, activity partner, whatever) ALWAYS COMES DOWN TO THE CONNECTION. GETTING TO KNOW A PERSON IS ALL ABOUT SUCKING SALT TOGETHER

1.I WENT TO THE LIBRARY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING OF INTEREST TO READ OTHER THAN ACADEMICS. I NOTICED THIS BOOK TITLE ‘LIFE UNDER WATER’ AND FIGURE SINCE I AM ON POF I MIGHT AS WELL FLIP THE PAGES AND SEE WHAT THIS BOOK IS ALL ABOUT. THE BOOK FELL OFF MY HAND, OPENED UP ON A PAGE AND THE TOP OF THE PAGE READ “THE STINGRAY MATES FOR TWO HOURS WHILE SWIMMING WITH NO BREAKS IN-BETWEEN”. I THOUGHT HMMMMMMMM IS THIS BOOK SENDING ME A MESSAGE? I WONDER IF A MAN WOULD LIKE TO TRY THAT OUT SOMETIME FOR A FIRST DATE?……LOL


2.WE CAN GET TATTOOES OF EACH OTHERS NAME ON OUR NECK...HAHHAH

3.STUDIES REVEAL THAT WATERMELON MIGHT HAVE THE SAME EFFECT AS VIAGRA.I SAY WE SPEND A WEEKEND IN A CAVE EATING SOME OF THOSE BIG, SWEET AND JUICY MELONS SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

4. SUNDAY MORNING MASS (yes, I go to church, church girls are the worse, especially those catholic ones ) THEN HEAD OUT FOR BREAKFAST AND A DRIVE TO THE COUNTRY.

5. SERIOUSLY IF WE MEET AND LIKE EACH OTHER I WOULD LIKE TO DO A WEEKEND GETAWAY-A BED AND BREAKFAST EXPLORE A SMALL TOWN WHILE EXPLORING EACH OTHER. NOT SURE ABOUT TOWN EXPLORING PART CAUSE WE MIGHT JUST SUCK OUT THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OFF EACH OTHER.EVER TAKEN OFF THE MATTRESS FROM THE BED AND PLACE IT ON THE FLOOR? LIKE MYSELF YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF EMERGENCY;RESUSCITATION .

Male
older than 38
Must not do drugs
Must not smoke