(The above is a recording I made for a potential job.)

THE NEXT PERSON TO ADD ME TO THEIR FAVORITES AND NOT MESSAGE ME GETS STABBED IN THE FACE. -.-

I have a question for everyone. Why the hell do you add me as a favorite and never once send me a message? Do you randomly stop by my page to stare at me? Do you lick your screen and say lewd things? If you do, that is very unhygienic. You should probably talk to a therapist about your problem...

I don't bite, really I don't. You CAN send me a messie. I just may not reply. But what's the harm in trying?

I DO have a sense of humor you know. I can laugh. I can smile. My humor is...odd at times. BUT I AM FUNNY DAMN IT!

Do do doooooooooo...*announcement*


I have a blog. You can get me best by following it.

Www.Hobohappenings.tumblr.com

My name is Shanna (Sounds like Hanna with an S). I am 23 years old, 5'2 (and 3/4 inches!), and 100ish pounds. I am 1/2 Italian, and 1/2 Irish. I have eyes that change colors. Randomly.

Green, blue, brown, purply. Whatever. I am not very emotional anymore, but I can still feel the worthwhile things. My life has kinda really sucked. It has made me a well rounded person. I have a very hard time trusting people, but online it is so much easier. It is always easier to tell a stranger something (hint!).

I have ADHD, Borderline Personality Disorder (so under control I almost don't have it), Antisocial Personality Disorder, PTSD, and chronic nightmares. This basically means that I can be somewhat emotional at times, and a robot at others.

I have the attention span of a gnat and tend to fall asleep sitting up if I am bored. I have issues with authority, and I am very opinionated. I believe in throwing everything out there so no surprises pop up later. o_o

Contrary to what my test results say, I am a ENTP.

I am also the Invincible Mermaid Zombie Queen.

I love to take risks with my life. Sky diving, rock climbing barefoot, running across the railing of a bridge, lying in the middle of the road. I am an adrenaline junkie. Being sick kinda makes all that moot though.

I'm a geek. I love technology. Especially pretty technology. Also, I used to be a photographer.

My favorite things (i.e addictions) in the world are:

Ravioleh
Littlemisspoof
Telionforreal
D0nk3y
Subway (I love it MORE than chocolate)
Reading
Chatting
Photography
Makeup
Ego Trips
Attention
Power/Control
Money
Shopping
Movies
Random sites (OkC, IAB, Hulu, Netflix, Google, Wiki, MM, Flickr)
Flickr. (ze Demented Kitten)
Technology
Traveling
Adrenaline
Fire
Water
Smiley's (o_O -.- @_@ x_x =^_^= etc.)
Music
Sims (or simulation games in general. Sims are number one though...)
Myself (Actually I despise myself. I do have qualities I am fond of though.)

I am not a goody two shoes, I am not a saint, I am not sweet, and I am not your whore. I can be very open with people, but if I give you my trust and you betray me...I will shank you and feed you to a pack of zombies. -.-

I'm not really on here to meet people. I just like finding random people to converse with. I'm easily amused. Also, because I have nothing better to do. I don't want to hook up with you, I don't want to meet you, I don't want to have sex with you. I don't like you.

Random comment by PrincessCuntBag about my profile:

Anyway, your profile is pretty jumpy...kind of like a spazz? Which is maybe why you have "ADHD". You remind me (your profile) puts the image of a doll in my mind. Like a little cute and playful doll. Except I feel like you'd bite my ****ing ear off and that sh*tain't cool. >:o

7/10

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Parlez-vous français?

Merde.

Baise. A. Canard.

Um. Poo? I don't think I have ever been on a real date. Odd, I know, but they are overrated anyway. Who needs first date jitters? Not I.

I want some new friends. People I can stand, and vice versa.

Rawr.