Hello!

Hmmm...not yet, huh? Okay, then I'll tell you a bit about myself. Not only am I a great guy, I'm devastatingly handsome, a bon vivant, raconteur, fabulously wealthy and I have a dynamic, winning personality that will make you wonder how you managed to exist before I came into your life. If you've read this far, then you also know I have a sense of humor. But, if you did believe all that, then we really need to meet so we can discuss ownership transfer of a certain bridge in Brooklyn. Okay, so I'll tell you about the real me. I'm a great guy and fun to be with. My dog thinks I'm the best human companion ever (unless she's faking it when she wags her tail). I'm almost always up for a great new adventure, although some women have written in their profiles that they love skydiving. I think that's about where I'd draw the line. But I would be willing to bring the champagne and binoculars and cheer you on from terra firma. I will warn you that I do own a hockey mask, but I only use it when I play hockey. I work hard (well, writing isn't exactly back breaking labor, but you know what I mean) but when it's time to have fun the beach is a favorite spot, especially Waikiki since it's walking distance for me. Favorite road trips are heading to the windward side and winding my way up to the North Shore, stopping to sample offerings from the shrimp trucks along the way. Haliewa Joe's is a favorite destination. If I decide to stay closer to home, you might find me at the Yard House sampling some great microbrews or any of the restaurants within a pupu's throw from the beach. When it's really time to get away, Asia is my favorite destination. I've driven a race car on a superspeedway, seen a UFO (no little green men and I wasn't abducted), and have rubbed elbows with some notable people. It's about time for the next great adventure and perhaps we can share. If you're a non-smoker, in shape, and have a sense of humor, we should talk.

For our first date we could jet off to a romantic dinner at an expensive five-star restaurant, sip champagne and dance the night away before taking a moonlight sail. We could, but instead let's meet for a cup of coffee or glass of wine in a busy public place so I can run like crazy and blend into the crowd if you turn out to be a crazy person! Seriously, though, the coffee/wine thing is the best way to spend a few minutes together and see if we like each other.

Female
Must not do drugs
Must not smoke