Hi my name is dan .. i am a over the road trucker..If you bought it we brought it..every thing you have came by a truck..we drivers get no respect. Want to help us drivers out? Please don't use your high beams at night (it blinds us when we look in the mirror) yes we professional drivers see you. thank you..I am seeking somebody to share great times with.. i am told i am a very funny guy who can make you laugh,,..very down to earth..i love to cook.it is how I relax.. i also am not a game player..games are for kids. i hate that when it happens to me,,,so i wont do it to a woman either.. i was raised to respect and protect women... i am not hung up on looks,age.weight..its whats in the heart that matters to me..age and weight are just silly numbers anyway..please have small emotional baggage (maybe a gucci purse full not a steamer trunk)..I am a very loving person with a truckload of love to give....
maybe i can answer some of lifes perplexing questions.....
if a mute swears ..does his mother wash his hands?
can a orphan eat at a family resturant?
is the worst job on earth being a repo man for a prosthetic company?......i used to have a trophy wife.. but she came in 3rd place...i think the people who make monopoly has a monopoly... if i ran a bookstore.. i would hide the mystery section... I like to read when going to the bathroom... thats why i am not allowed in barnes and noble anymore...is a oxymoron a eight sided idiot? Does a gay midget come out of the cubbard?
the pics of the tux is about 4 years old and it is mine I bought it.I figured why rent when you can own. the rest are about 2 months old... just a wild and crazy guy at times ..but with a serious side...I like amusment parks but hate roller coasters.. i am not putting my life in hands of a goofball operator. i am still listening to 70s and 80s music..call me weird or crazy but I love the 70s group abba..damn those 2 girls can sing...I also like classic rock.. Sometimes jazz and r and b..on rare occasions I love classical.like when I am cooking and relaxing with a nice wine. i cannot stand that new drivel that is out today.. nothing but noise.why can't rap and hiphop die like disco did? I miss disco music at times. it was a shame when disco died in the 80s.I used to ride motorcycles and will again someday..I don't have one now..I also live with my mother.. Lost my house due to divorce.. I have no bills except for my cell phone and sat. Radio.. If I had someone in my life I would love to provide for them and be a more responible person..right now I am pretty irresonsable. Why should I be? I don't have any one who depends on me.I am looking to meet someone to love for the rest of my days..I don't want someone to live with..I want someone I can't live without...god was that a long winded speech or what? Thank you for taking the time to read all of my thoughts..p.s. I smoke but I will respect those that don't .I will never smoke in anyones car or home if they don't smoke..

dinner .. or coffee .. i dont do bars.too damn noisy..you have to be able to hear..maybe cook for you?... i know for a guy i can really cook...tell a few jokes..I will do whatever it takes to make you laugh even if I make you laugh at me. Then maybe later do some slow dancing? If I am ever fast dancing take away my keys.its because I had to much to drink,,that's why I don't drink..I can't dance..well maybe I can make you laugh if I showed you how horrible I am at dancing..that's one way to get a laugh