Let's see...after reading the majority of your profiles, I "must love dogs" and make you laugh. Really? Let's think about this. Wouldn't you much rather me love you? I don't work at a comedy club, so when I've run out of one liners are we going to get divorced? Granted, I am a legend in my own mind, but those are tall orders. By now, I've angered 90% of you and am now communicating with the remaining 10%. I'm a father, gentleman, professional, runner, SCUBA diver, photographer, traveler and explorer. I'm very affectionate and passionate. I put my all into everything I do. I don't smoke, and I'm drug & disease free. I'm looking for a woman who wants to travel the world with me and have fun. You should be intelligent, attractive, and in great shape. Oh yeah...and drug & disease free. I don't even have a cavity after 40 years of existence. Ok...I'm not holding you to that high a standard :-). You should also be a great kisser, and appreciate pda. If this sounds like you let's chat. Ok, I think I'm down to 5% now. Do any of you really read these things, or are you looking for the bad boy who you'll have brief fun with and be dragging to court forever because of missed child support :-)? Seriously...if you've made it this far drop me a line...I'm curious. If you don't want me to respond that's ok, include that in your e-mail, and I won't. Thanks everyone. You've been a great audience. I'm here all week!

PS: I like how POF added the category "Do you have a car?". With soaring gas prices, the real question they should ask is, "Can you afford to take someone out on a date after you fill your car up?".

Dinner at a nice restaurant followed by wine at a romantic spot, and then let's see where the evening takes us.

Must not do drugs
Must not smoke