Upbeat and down to earth. A head turner, fast learner, and never on the back burner. An anomalous, enigmatic, adventure seeking, one of a kind dude. Smarter than a 5th grader and more awesome than the cool side of the pillow. I work hard, but party hard as well. I like to be taught how to fish, not fed the fish. Larry David and George Carlin crack me up, and I know precisely how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

I'm very outdoorsy and like to stay active. I love GOING to the Jersey Shore, but I hate WATCHING the Jersey Shore. Put me near the water on a hot summer day and I'm one happy camper. Snowboarding is a fairly new winter hobby of mine- I'm by no means an expert yet, but I'm not afraid of falling a few times.

And most importantly, I’ve got heart, and I’ve got soul, and I’m always ready to let the good times roll!

Anything fun that allows for interaction and conversation.

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." -- Albert Einstein.

As long as we experience the former case, I'm happy.