Short and skinny (at least pertaining to arms and legs) loser that looks extremely young for his age (more noticeable in person).

Small in all the wrong places (*hint* *hint*).

Watches too much TV and too many movies (fav movies include almost anything directed by Sergio Leone, Alfred Hitchcock, Billy Wilder, Frank Capra, Jean-Luc Godard, William Wyler, Kenji Mizoguchi, Quentin Tarantino, Federico Fellini, Stanley Kubrick, Hiroshi Teshigahara, Orson Welles, Ingmar Bergman, Sergei Eisenstein, Yasujiro Ozu, Martin Scorsese, Fritz Lang, Andrei Tarkovsky, Jean Renoir, Akira Kurosawa, etc.).

Me gusta la musica (besonders wenn es ist br0000tal!).

Gets pwned by n00bs at guitar.

Huge sports fan - I support all of my home teams (Broncos, Avalanche, Nuggets, Rockies, etc.). Colorado's teams >>>> Your favorite teams. You truly fail at life if you disagree.

College graduate - Journalism major; film minor.

X-Phile.

Big-time procrastinator.

Outdoors = Overrated.

LOOKING FOR:

Someone of the opposite sex - whom for whatever strange reason - actually likes a short and skinny loser that looks extremely young for his age and is small in all the wrong places. So, in other words, I probably have no chance in hell of meeting that person, and thus, there really isn't a point to me having a profile on this site. But, who knows, maybe some pie in the sky Obama-esque "hope" will turn my fortunes around. Bwhahaha, ok, I almost got myself with that one. *shakes head*

I'm interested in any type of relationship (even if it's just mindlessly chatting through this website). Age doesn't matter (cougars FTW!). Even though I don't drink or smoke, I don't really care if you do, as long as you don't do either of them excessively. My standards are pretty damn low; thus, appearance is not a big factor at all. If you're one of the few women out there whose standards aren't tremendously high as well, then by all means, contact me. Otherwise, get in the grinders and eat eggs! Wrae.

Oh yeah, can't forget, "OMGZ! I want someone who is honest, smart, funny, caring and knows how to have fun! LOLZ!" I would like to drop kick and hulk smash every single person on this site who says they're looking for those qualities in a partner. That also goes for anybody who says those things to describe themselves. Why, you ask? Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think! EVERYONE wants those qualities in a person - mentioning them is only stating the obvious. I've noticed that people who implement those generic terms (whether they pertain to qualities that individuals unnecessarily say that they want in a partner and/or as a means to somehow brilliantly describe their "true" selves) usually personify the exact opposite of those very same characteristics - but, that's a whole other debate.

Boop.

Plop some upper deckers and smell good ol' gasoline. Mmmmmmm, non-aliphatic hydrocarbons, mmmmmmm.