your eyes are like spanners, everytime you look at me my nuts tighten!!!! never fails to get a smile that one lol. hi, my names chris and i thought i would give this a try , so give me a whirl and i'll make your lips curl!!

i'd like my date washed and scrubbed and brought to my tent -- and then on for a few drinks and abit of a laugh. who could resist that. feel free to let me know otherwise. i consider myself to be one of the luckiest guys around as i have two simply fantastic children who have given me so much in the short time they have been around, just needed to say that, i thankyou.