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evergleam : jokes?? i get jokes.
 
City Chicago Illinois
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Aries
Height5' 8" (173 cm)

 
Age 26
Gender Man
Body Type Athletic
Religion Catholic
Hair Color Brown
Private Images Yes
Chemistry N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Dating

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Single
Profession yes!
Smarts Bachelors degree
 
Do you want children? Yes
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? Yes

  Interests
Thrift storesAlways Sunny in PhiladelphiaRunning
Coen BrothersWes AndersenCoffee
Warsteiner DunkelFlight of the ConchordsTemporary Tattoos
The OfficeVelvet UndergroundThe Simpsons
CubsDallas CowboysBob Dylan
Forrest GumpWilcoIce Cream
WalkingFishingXavier Rudd
SchubasSam AdamsSesame Chicken
Sesame StreetVincent Van GoghClowns
AldisRyan AdamsDarjeeling Limited
Looney TunesMagnoliaThe Onion
Waylon JenningsIowa

 About Me
 Someone once told me, "I would totally date you if I was 60 years younger... and not your grandmother". So yeah... chicks dig me. Did I just refer to my 80 year old Grandma as a "chick"??

I just love it how on this site's page to compose an email there is a very clear disclaimer in caps that reads, "DO NOT SEND PEOPLE MONEY!". The fact that the fine folks at plentyoffish.com put up a disclaimer was not as unsettling as the fact that enough people on this site would had to of sent others money for a disclaimer to even be necessary.

Anyway, this is probably the worst profile ever but feel free to send me an email if you have an interest... also feel free to send me your bank account information... joking.



 First Date
  umm.. being that the nearest Showny's is too far away (anybody ever have their buffet??), perhaps we would go to the firing range and let loose on a few rounds. there is no better way to get to know your date than seeing how she handles firearms.


 
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