I'm incredibly sarcastic (and yes, you'll have to deal with it). It's not all the time, but it does show quite a bit. I can't help myself sometimes. I spend a lot of time laughing or otherwise enjoying something. I tend to say what I think. I'm really random too. I sometimes change subjects and neither are related to each other at all except the fact they came from my mind.
My pictures look terrible, I know. I take them all myself, thanks.
If you're reading this for any reason, you know you CAN message me. There's that little 'contact' button down there? Yeah, that's it. Click it and that's how this works. Even if it's just because I viewed you or something. I don't have anything against talking to someone.
Stupid and funny sayings are my kind of thing. Chances are, I'll say something that is utterly ridiculous, but that's cool with me. I eat too much chicken and I'm the person that has to look over the menu for 10 minutes just to order my usual.
Nonsense: I like to fiddle around in Photoshop. My favorite color is black. Making stupid funny pictures is fun. I like taking pictures of things for no good reason. I've been told I have a good eye (I guess that means people like one of my eyes? Can someone enlighten me? I really wanna know which one). I work out. Even though I do my goal isn't to have the ever so wonderful six pack abs everyone else wants. Going nowhere is fun, but I hate driving there all the time. I'm quite the smarty pants. My friends are awesome, even though they suck sometimes (hey, we all do sometimes). I'm not a crowd pleaser or follower. I'm like that sweet looking piece of sausage that you finally get your hands on but it burns your mouth. That didn't really make sense to me, but I'm keeping it. I really enjoy music. My next favorite color is gold. And a really nice vibrant green. Possibly neon. Yeah, that's a tie. I love to wear shorts all the time. And shirts with sayings. My sense of humor is a all over the place, but that's just dandy with me. White chocolate is my buddy. You would be too if you supplied me with some of that wonderful substance. I have asthma but that doesn't bother me, it normally kicks up for allergies. I've dislocated my knee twice. My arm's been broken. I like scars. There are a few from the previously mentioned battle injuries. I'm currently listening to Bolt Thrower. I love German. I try to learn as much as I can. It'd be pretty cool to see Germany. I like learning about foreign things, even though I'm not always interested in it. I'm part German and Irish (my name is Irish, so that's proof). I'm proud of myself and my eccentricities. I like to think I can spell pretty good. I'll eat your Coco Puffs for you. I don't like marshmallows. I'm allergic to bananas. And morphine (don't ask, it sucks). Manowar is fun for me. I walk and lift weights. I've declared elevators my mortal enemies. One of my favorite things to do is to yell 'feel the razor sharp sting of my sarcasm!' and it's a pretty sweet line I've always wanted to yell at someone. I'm constantly adding more crap to this thing. Pink Panther is one of my favorite movies. I'll love you if you love it as much as I do. The new one, not those sneezy old ones. My average typing speed is 120 WPM. Yeah, it sounds like I'm furiously clicking away on the keyboard whenever I'm typing. I was born on Easter, the great moving holiday. I can sometimes be found with my shirt pulled up over my mouth and nose fantasizing about being a ninja.
If you are reading this, I'd say you should message me, simply because I think it would be pretty sweet.
I love bowling but I don't do it much. It's really fun and I'd like to do it more often. I'm good at math. Not quite sure what good that will do me in any kind of relationship, but rest assured that I'm confident I can outmath your ass. And I enjoy just hanging around with not really anything specific on the agenda, it leaves it pretty open for me to throw in some crazy random ideas or something. Like cooking eggs and sausage at 3AM.
I have a DS, 360, PC, PS2, and Wii. I love them very much. I play almost anything from shooters to puzzle games. Board games are also rather enjoyable with the right company. There's this one really cool game called Audiosurf... it's pretty sweet. Entirely music based. I love it. And I hate all things rhythm.
I don't watch a whole lot of TV but I love to watch movies with good company. I'll watch just about anything. I love the stuff on Discovery though I watch Mythbusters, Metalocalypse, and The Office.
I listen to music a lot. I'm mostly into metal and industrial stuff, but there's the occasional game music that gets me and stuff too. Some of it is Epica, Eisbrecher, KMFDM, Megadeth, Benighted, Absurd Minds, Assemblage 23, and there's a bunch of other stuff.
My beliefs are important to me and I won't compromise them. I think it's pretty important to find someone that shares them too. I'm not one of those stick up my ass types about it, but it's definitely important to me. So no, I don't want sex or anything.
If, by this point, you aren't thoroughly convinced to message me, well... do it anyway. Thanks.
No fear, no pain Nobody left to blame I'll try alone Make destiny my own
I learn to free my mind Myself I now must find Once more Once more
If I could fly Like the king of the sky Could not tumble nor fall I would picture it all If I could fly See the world through my eyes Would not stumble nor fail To the heavens I sail If I could fly
So here I am In solitude I stand I've got dreams inside I need to realize
My faith has grown No fear of the unknown No more No more
If I could fly Like the king of the sky Could not tumble nor fall I would picture it all If I could fly See the world through my eyes Would not stumble nor fail I could ravage my jail If I could fly
If I could, if I could, fly If I could, if I could, fly If I could, if I could fly Like the king of the sky Could not tumble nor fall I would picture it all If I could fly See the world through my eyes Would not stumble nor fail To the heavens I sail If I could fly Like the king of the sky Could not tumble nor fall I would picture it all If I could fly See the world through my eyes Would not stumble nor fail I could ravage my jail If I could fly
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As long as it works that'd be nice. Fun would be a pretty good bonus. How's that for a date? Something fun.
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