this profile has been in desperate need of an update for a long time.
first of all, i made my first trip to europe recently. it was just about the most amazing experience i've ever had. it changed me forever... i loved the land...the people...the cities...the nightlife... things in europe i couldn't get used to? -the TV selection -they kept their fridges much warmer than we do -milk was sold 'room temp.' -deep fried burgers...???? (where i was, thats how they did it) -beer in 'pop' vending machines -kindness -not being thrown in jail when i smoked a joint in a bar/coffeeshop -billboards with breasts clearly visible in the ad -phone numbers
things in europe i got used to very quickly; -infectious french accents -incredibly strong beer -trains -the women in paris -the food -the cheese -driving ridiculously fast
things europe needs; -roller coasters -slurpees
things i left in europe; -a pair of pants -'ignorance' of the rest of the world -1 black glove
post script-nothing makes me laugh more than girls who have 'must not have messaged users for intimate encounters or sex' on their profiles...we 'men' are all looking for sex, you're deluding yourself by thinking otherwise. why assume that is all we want? even though we 'men' might not have as many facets to our personality as you highly evolved lovely creatures...that doesn't mean we only have one.
now...who wants to have sex? :)
First Date
we could flash our junk at the elderly, spar with a monkey, eat something off the endangered species list or egg my grade 3 teachers house...you decide.
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