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Hmmm....why do they use the analogy "plenty of fish" .....
why not "plenty of humans" or "plenty of pedohphiles" or "plenty of perverts" or "plenty of fake profiles" or "plenty of fcuking" ha ha hahahhaha ha :D
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yuor mnid is qiukcer tahn you tihnk !
hmmmm......in the section on this site where it asks "Do you do drugs?" ....
whats with the people who choose "prefer not to say" ...hmmm....if you ask Dr.ME, That sure as hell spells a "Y E S I LOVE TO DO DRUGS ON WEEKENDS AND THE OCCASIONAL WEEKDAY" haha ...obvioulsy brain damage from the all the drugs ......
Hmm lets see.... We all know water and oil don't mix.... so chemistry is keyyyy... :D
Oh ..im Trish....talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
For all you men with no shirts on...lol..put one on..the only reason girls are messaging you is because you have nice abs...woot woot...come on now, i'm interested in getting to know you..and your abs later
For all you women who worry about rejection..Suck it up princess and move on. Who cares if you've been rejected, it now gives you the oppurtunity to share it with someone else who doesn't care about looks and crap. Life is to short to deal with shallow ppl.
Our deepest fear is that we are not inadaquit.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our life not our darkness that most frightens us.
Your playing small does not serve the world, there is nothing intelligent about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We were all meant to shine as children do.
Its not just in some of us, its in everyone, and as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Sometimes there is no point in doing profiles, or writing about yourself. Most of the men out here these days are so judgemental it drives me nuts. Most women who have perfect bodies and perfect hair are usually stuck up, have no personality, and always want attention. Then there are women on here like me, who actually care, have a heart and know what they want in life, don't need to wear make up to the mail box, but never good enough for a good looking guy.
Doing this profile was a little hard for me. Understanding the fact that I am a single mom and I am rasing a little boy. I'm not here looking for someone to replace my son's father. I'm here for me. I know most men are afriad to walk into a relationship with a child, or just even talk to me for that matter. I'm a kind loving person, with a big heart and just wants to share it with someone. Is that to much to ask?
I live my life with no regets!
Ya ya...so i'm not drop dead goregous like most of the fakes on this site..but the difference is I actually have a brain...and i'm cute
Now you can't that in a blonde :)
Live, Love, Laugh, Learn and be happy. Hmm....sexy, fun, dancing is a absolute yes. Dinner...who can say no...Willing to take a leap. Understanding and caring. A man who can me make laugh and not cry, smile and not frown, honest and true. One of my favourite things to do is cook. I am such an amazing cook. I love watching football games...Beer and Wings Baby all the way. You'll never take that sport away from me. I am very out going and love anything. I am straight forward and don't take crap. I look at life different then what you would expect. I'm very into nature and the out doors, but also have my wild side to me. If I could do everything I would. I like experiencing something new everyday. I also like to learn something new everyday. Makes life more interesting.
Well, I am so very excited for I just graduated Police College. Bout time I've finished...lol...I'm Maltese Italian and have a amazing personality. I also have a 2 year old son who plays a big role in my life, and I am very proud of him. He makes me wonderful a person. My son has shown me the better side of me, he has taught me to laugh again and hopefully love again. If you can't take to my son, then I can't take to you. Please be understanding for I am not trying to be rude.
When I am by myself, the stars at night keep me company. The fields I lay in make so relaxed, I sleep there. The sounds of the crickets making music to my ears. All the more better for me to stay....but still missing something?
I am looking for a guy....
who calls me beautiful and not hot..
who calls me back when I hang up on them....
who will stay awake just to watch me sleep...
who kisss my forehead and says everything will be alright...
who wants to show me off to the world in my sweats...
who holds my hand in front of his friends...
who is constantly remining me of how much he cares about me and how lucky he is to have me...
You don't know how I'm feeling.
I have yet to vocalize
Desire deep inside me.
Can you see it in my eyes?
I tremble when I'm near you
Heat travels up my thighs
and I want you with an urgency
That I just can't describe.
Dare I reach out to touch you?
Do you think you'd realize
How much I want and need you?
Can you see it in my eyes?
I long to say, "I love you,"
But am scared of your reply.
Terrified like a child
I've become paralyzed.
The camouflaged emotions
Lead to pain and silent cries.
And yet I just can't tell you.
Don't you see it in my eyes?
Confessing through this poem
My dilemma summarized.
The feeling's quite cathartic,
But will lead to my demise.
The Creation of P***Y!!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a p***y to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and f***ed it,
and called it a c**t!!
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